tfw when you'll never:
>have autism
>move to st petersburg
>get a post in the civil service
>fall in love with a beautiful but eccentric woman suffering from a personality disorder who accidentally kills herself in the midst of a petty tantrum
>have an epileptic seizure
>slowly die from consumption
>>8876567
>have autism
>have an epileptic seizure
what do i win?
>>8876569
move to russia asap, you might develop a god complex, kill a mortgage broker and meet columbo
>>8876567
Feels... pretty lucky actually man
Is this Notes or Ivan Ilyich
>>8876567
>ywn be a teenager again happily consuming Dostoevsky's primitive blathering doorstoppers
>>8876997
this