I just finished writing the first draft of my second novel. How

kill yourself piece of shit

>>8874032
Congrats anon. Share a passage with us. Has your first novel had much success?

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>>8874032
>>8874078
Also on the blackout drunk part, its certainly what I would do. I suggest a good bottle of rum. This one's bretty gud.

>>8874032
Drive to the sea

>>8874078 first novel hasn;t been published but I'm shopping it. Now I've got a second one under my belt. Here's a passage from the point of view of the schizophrenic villain

Over the last two days, Randy had been struck by multiple epiphanies about the nature of women. Randy had realized that all women were involved in a massive conspiracy. It all stemmed from their menstrual cycle. Randy didn't know why he didn't realize it sooner, but that monthly bleeding period was a sign of witchcraft, the body displaying the burden of their sins. For don't you see: All women are witches, all women are psychics! They were all mentally connected to a hive-mind that the male half of the species would never tap into or even realize the existence of. The women had all teamed up through their pussy magic to make sure they always had the advantage over the males of the planet. That was how they always seemed to know the exact right time to either give of withhold their love or praise, they could also look into the male mind, yet the men would never have the insights of how the female mind worked. The unfairness of it had almost driven Randy to ending his own life when it first hit him on Wednesday night. But on Thursday, Randy had realized some more important knowledge: the reason men drink alcohol is to keep their minds hidden from women. It didn't work 100% of the time, but it kept things foggy enough where they could never get a good read on them, like static over a radio. That was why Zadie was leaving him, because she was sick of not being able to read his mind to properly brainwash him.
Randy planned to fight these newly discovered pussy powers with his own personal power source: booze. His mind was as protected as it could ever be. Zadie hadn't yet detected via her psychic powers the thoughts of another being right in her bathroom. Dumb twat!
Once he had killed this nasty skank, he would go public to the men of the world his discoveries. He would be hailed as the Charles Darwin of the modern era, liberating mankind from the tyranny of cuntdom.
“Sir Randy, how did you make your Nobel Peace Prize winning discovery about Pussy Magic?” the reporters will ask.
“Well, since you ask, some skanky spic-nigger dumped me, I got drunk, and realized that the liquor was her weakness,” he will tell them.
The audience will cheer. Every man will turn to the man beside them, lock eyes, and shake hands. The gender will be united behind a common cause. Men will be proud to be men, damn it! Many men who hear Randy speak will break into tears, happy ones, even holy ones, some men even crying biblical blood at his rousing rhetoric.
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>>8874136
part 2. it needs editing obviously, i only just finished the rough draft and haven't really read over anything yet.


All men will start drinking 24/7. Women will lose their hold over the gender and now give blowjobs whenever they are requested, not just when the woman is in the mood. No more boggarting the blowjobs! Never a-fucking-gain!
Randy hated that women, because they could make life, were closer to God than the male species. The pussy was like a portal to Eden, the garden from where all life springs. You stick your dick in and, abra cadabra, like a rabbit from a hat, a living human being claws its way through that gore-strewn portal into this plane of existence, soul tethered to a fresh meat-cage.
The vagina was like a walkie-talkie to Paradise, the way Randy saw it. So his plan was to use Zadie's cooter to make a collect call direct to God. Randy was going to give God a piece of his mind. Randy had a laundry list of grievances to air against his unelected leader, and planned to hold Him accountable for giving women such dominance over his gender. If Randy had his way, God would yield to his iron will and reverse the gender roles in the world, granting the psychic and life-bringing powers to the men instead of the broads.

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>>8874136
>pussy magic
>tyranny of cuntdom
>spic-nigger
This shit just keeps getting better and better.

>>8875454
Are you fucking 12?