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Some character descriptions from a cartoon/book series I've

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In an old beat-down hut in the bayou stood a young woman with scaly bluish green skin, long neon pink hair, and glassy greenish eyes. She was dressed in a strange tribal dress, with a horned beaked skull resting on her head. Dangling from the side of her mouth was a long yellow cigarette holder with a freshly lit cigarette at the tip. She was happily stirring a spoon around a large cauldron that bubbled with an odd liquid. She hummed a song as she smiled, exposing her jagged teeth. Some of her teeth were white, some yellow, some almost black, and one was gone entirely.

Her name is June Mosquito. She's a witch doctor with a thick southern accent. She's partially insane, but doesn't really mind. She's around 26. She's bubbly and energetic, and sometimes comes off as a bit of a hillbilly, with her long messy hair, fondness for moonshine and smoking, and habit of flashing her toothy smile whenever possible. She also has very poor hygiene, as most people could guess from the state of her teeth. She usually lights her cigarette off of a nearby candle, the fire under her cauldron, or whatever else is closest. She loves the various creatures in the swamp, even when they swallow her whole.

She has a pet swamp pig named Hoggis, who's big, green, and covered in mushrooms. She owns a makeshift cannon made out of an old boiler, which she sometimes shoots herself out of to travel. She's rarely seen without her cigarette holder, a family heirloom that used to belong to her mother, and likes to use it to ignite swamp bubbles and light sticks of dynamite. She also sometimes makes big fat cigars out of whatever materials she finds lying around. She brews up various potions in her cauldron, and also occasionally makes moonshine in an old distillery in her basement, which is prone to exploding in her face and covering her with soot. She often smuggles gallons of moonshine in her stomach

Every once in a while, she attempts to make a special kind of moonshine using potion ingredients in her distillery. More often than not, this results in a multicolored mushroom cloud that can be seen for miles, which shoots June off into the night sky, where she vanishes in a twinkle.

She doesn't cook much, but when she does she uses and old barbecue grill she fished out of the e grill is, of course, also prone to exploding in her face. she often offhandedly ashes her cigarette into the food she's making, but she doesn't mind the taste it leaves.

She has two children who are reptilian humanoids like she is. A boy named Jake, and a slightly younger girl named Jane.

Jake has messy pink hair, simple brown clothing, and a reed stalk in his mouth. June enjoys firing him out of the cannon, almost as much as she enjoys firing herself. For his birthday, June usually makes him a swamp cake with cigarettes instead of candles She sometimes likes to swallow her son.

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June carries around a large wooden club sometimes. It seems ordinary, but it's really a powerful voodoo tool, activated by June igniting it with her cigarette/cigar. When she gets mad at her son, she'll use the club to either bonk him on the head or smack him far off into the sky, where he'll vanish with a twinkle.

June's daughter would be a little girl named Jane with huge messy pink pigtails, a skull on her head, a ragged brown dress, and a huge, tremendously fat cigar, even bigger than her mother's clenched between her grinning teeth at all times. She carries a huge turkey leg with her, which she uses like a club to bonk her brother on her head or smack him off into the sky like her mother does. She also likes to fire him out of a cannon, often hoping to fire him as far as possible. June often lights the cigarette in her holder off of Jane's cigar. Jane has a fondness for fireworks, dynamite, and all things explosive.

The three are a circus act. To get to the circus, they all hop into the cannon. June lets Jane light the fuse with her cigar, and they're blasted out of the bayou and towards the circus tent.

For their act, Jane kisses the fuse of a cannon with the cigar in her mouth, lighting it. which fires Jake across the circus tent and into the awaiting mouth of June, who swallows him whole. After the show, Jake is still in his mother's stomach, and Jane happily presses her ear to her belly to talk to him as June lets kids who watched the show poke June's belly.

For an example scene, the three are watching the moon. For one reason or another, June and Jane ignite their respective clubs with their respective cigars, and simultaneously smack Jake far off into the sky, aiming for the moon. He sails past the moon and vanishes with a twinkle among the stars, and Jane giggles and says that they must have smacked him clear into another galaxy. The two laugh it off, and eventually Jake lands back in front of the hut like a comet

It's intended to be an off the wall slapstick cartoon. Any thoughts?
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Not quite sure what the title would be.
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>>8871325
two words: Y A
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>>8871405
What's that mean?
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>>8871405
Is that a meme?
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