>bookmark thread Only way i can read books is by snorting

i drink until the page is swimming

also coke is a terrible drug. that feeling it gives you is just a shitty version of mania

>>8866798
...terrible only if you don't have someone to talk to, fag.

>>8866840
I Have a dialogue with the books
It's called critical thinking
I learned it in my liberal arts college, pleb

>>8866771
>always mark the page with the book's ear
>walk into classroom one day
>literature teacher who is a published poet closes a book he is reading
>marks it with the ear
straight up thug

>>8866771
I read out loud, screaming at the top of my lungs in a dramatic theatrical inflection of each character until someone calls the cops

>>8866965
Fake and lame

>>8867601
Whose life is so uninteresting that they have to make up a story about someone using a book's ear as a marker?

Oh, yea, yours.

>>8866771
I read around 100 pages an hour, for mid-level fiction. Keith Richards couldn't snort that much coke.

>>8866771
I listen to classical music, mostly Erik Satie.

Also if it's raining I crack my windows to get that good eargasms.

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>>8866853
>liberal art college