>tfw you find out that what people considered the greatest

The Divine Comedy
>Literally Dante writing self-insert fanfiction of the bible and pretending Virgil was his friend.

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>shoujoshit
Not even once

that's what you get for reading american "literature"

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>try to read the Great American Novel™
>it's fujobait

>>8850856
>expecting britbongs to enjoy anything modern
>still bathing in the good ol days of shakespeare
>when fucking your cousin gets boring but everyone on the block is a relative
oi

>>8850856
It is really just a light novel, all you'd need to do is add a bunch of tsundere girls with big tits.

>>8850856
>greatest works of Western Literature
>Mark Twain
wew lad

>>8850899
you fucking trash american

Americans forcing a canon into being somewhat prematurely. You've got a lot of second string players in your starting line-up still.

Give it another few hundred years and try again.

>>8850856
Mark Twain... more like Mark Lame

>>8851520
struck a nerve, eh? Don't worry, you'll get a chance to wage jihad soon enough.

>>8851668
Mark Twain... more like Samuel Clemens