NO ONE WILL PUBLISH MY STORIES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Cum on bro, step it bro

is meme fanfic really not a expanding genre?

Keep at it, anon-kun.

Keep writing I mean, don't just keep sending the same stories.

>>8838786

use the pseudonym Shadynasty Washington

>>8838828
mother fucking golden ticket

Publish them yourself.

Send them to a pro copy editor.

Join a writer group and share them.

Read them aloud to yourself.

Maybe you just suck.

How embarrassing for you OP. Might I suggest you make the stalwart attempt to git gud

That's pretty bad. Rowling was rejected only 9 times before her trash was printed.

>>8838786
It takes time to figure out what mags would publish work like yours. Reading them is a solid start, but also going by the type of rejection (personal, form, etc.) can help you build a stronger base of mags to submit to in the future.
Also there's a lot of luck involved. Maybe they like your work but they already have something lined up that is very similar. Maybe the reader was in a bad mood. Etc.
Is your cover letter good? If it rubs them the wrong way, it could make them read your work less generously. You could even let them know it's your first time in your cover letter, and ask for suggestions for suitable places to submit your work.
Keep at it. Shoot for 50 rejections on a piece (especially if its your first time submitting) before you scrap it.
I don't know why I bothered to be helpful.