Alright /lit/ let's play a game. Describe the basic plot

>>8837162
All plots are the same retard.

>>8837235

harry potter?

>killed because of hot sun

>crazy storms
>muh slavery
>muh magic gem
>muh waifu?
>cool armaments

>>8837298
Stormlight Archives

Plane crashed by fellow of large stature

>>8837296
The stranger

>I have money, why don't u love me??

>>8837296
edgyman.

>>8837296
L'Etranger

>guy commits murder, is rewarded with faith and a qt gf

Crime and Punishment

>somebody catches in the rye

>>8837305
Pride and Prejudice?

>So uh, there's, like, a lot of people with a lot of names and a lot of money and everyone is good-looking, but also sad. Except that one girl. That one's ugly.

>>8837305
>>I have money, why don't u love me??
Sounds like a Notes From The Underground scene

>>8837312
C&P

A dude wanders the desert for a while. Then his name changes.

>>8837312
>>8837313
yes, in case that was an answer for me

>>8837300
I figured that'd be easy

>you like niggers!!
>yes
>cue predictable ending

>muh bureaucracy

>>8837331
To Kill a Mockingbird

>>8837328
Dune

>>8837344
I guess that works too. Damn.

>Man writes journal about cucking an older woman for a younger one

>>8837360
lolita

>>8837303
Bane?

>wise guy hangs out with Satan

>>8837303
4u

>>8837373
Dr. Faustus?

>>8837441
Faust, but close enough.

>>8837338
Got it

>>8837162
The Fall

>>8837373
faust. way too easy my friend.

>>8837360

Men can't cuck women you retard.

>man gets rich
>gets revenge on everyone
>tfw still no gf in the end

>>8837328
Book of Genesis. Lots of name changes. Abram -> Abraham in particular

>>8837162
>oh boy I sure love this city
>nothing much happens
>sausages

>>8837741
Gatsby
or
Wuthering Heights

>>8837741
That sounds like The Count of Monte Cristo, but he does get that Greek chick in the end.

>>8837752

Close. I'll add one more detail that I feared would make it too easy:

>escapes prison

>>8837757


Correct. And he does, but I always felt he was bittersweet about it.

Guy loses his job
His girl tries to kill him
He unknowingly bangs his mom
He joins the military
He becomes king

>smartass know-it-all homo loves a handsome guy but never admits it
>everybody die
>and there is a painting

>I am old, world is stupid, fuck everything
>fuck young girl, everything is beautiful

>>8837757
Yeah Monte Cristo came to mind but I thought about the greek qt and figured it wouldn't count.

>rich boy has cool dad and bitch mother
>starts getting gay with a poor boy
>War
>mother even more of a bitch
>Dad turns out to be total cuck
>the only reasonable option is to shoot my friend

>>8837783
Swollen-foot King
>>8837791
Dorian gay

>sexually frustrated guy finds fuckbuddy
>realized the whole world is a lie

>>8837809
>Dorian gay
nice

>>8837162
>nobody got this

its that faggot kvotch and hia faggot book

a norwegian man goes to the mountains and builds his house and family

>author tries to postpone his own inevitable suicide by writing 1200 page book about tennis

>leftist jew secretly in love with one of the most controversial figure of our time who has the stupidest name ever
>stupid name guy bores him and drops him
>jew write revenge book telling how evil he is

>>8837830
Infinite Jest

>>8837824
walden

>Young guy goes crazy because of some razors then kill his little sister, who turns out to be Jodie Foster. Best book ever.

>>8837797
>>8837811
They both kind of sound like Steppenwolf

>>8837889
nah, that would only work if you replace 'family' with 'intimate acquaintance with home-grown beans'

>>8837992
>>8837797
nice

>>8837992
lie is not abstract like in steppenwolf

>>8837162
>britbong and his crew gets stranded
>becomes first weeaboo ever

>>8837305
The Great G-man

>>8837335
The Trial

>entire economy and caste system of isolated tribe revolves around pigs

>>8838054
lord of the flies

>>8838147
Animal farm

>>8838156
wrong

>>8838147
Lord of Flies?

>I'm poor and everyone is mean, so it's fine if I'm a cunt too!

>>8838169
right

>worms are the best gasoline and can also get you pretty fucked up

7 generations of a family have an orgy, get punished by God.

men getting on boat then vase get raped by goat

>>8838180
Well that just has to be Dune

>>8838054
Show Gun

Literally nothing happens.

>>8837824
Growth of the Soiled

>>8838232

Paulo Coelho: Alchimist

dykes do their shit, let the men play, yuck

>>8838232
Thanks for the spoiler alert for the Bible.

Guy just wants to get to Madrid but keeps getting interrupted by tl;dr nerd lords and some ghosts who want to give him money

Man who building a spaceship in Utopia is seduced by bald woman

>Man wanders around villages
>quotes poets both real and fake
>sees a qt
>dies

>>8837162
>cucked by cousin
>gutted by wife
>avenged by son
>translated by Fagles

>>8838271

We?

>>8837759
shawshank redemption

idk if i spelled that right

>fucking hell this train trip takes forever, I'd rather die

>girl accidentally becomes a teacher
>random guy in a nun outfit because why not

>>8838272
Thus Spoke Zarathustra?

>>8837162
paranoid schizo works with starfish and sock puppet to save 5 worlds and a moon.

>>8838263
a shit ton of stuff happens in the bible senpai.

>be me
>be dumb bitch little girl
>wanna be a writer real bad
>oh hey my sisters getting naked
>huh, I sure hope that dude rapes her

>>8838614
i think its dq

>>8838246
growth of the soil by knut hamsun, correct. wp anon

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Posting the first pic in this thread to spice things up, lads.

>bald guy likes war

He didn't apologize.

>>8839539

Blood Meridian

>>8837822
I thought it would have been much faster
Yeah, that's it.

>Some dudes learn to be professional niggers
>Being niggers gets most of them killed
>Continue to be niggers except the man always tryna keep them down
>fuckin wizards

>>8838232
Something by Becket

>blind guy talks to some people, dies in the woods

>I'm 50 now and I'm sad as fuck, look at my drawings

>kid does a bunch of cocaine and can't stop reading billboards

>>8838320
The Oresteia
>tfw fight brothers war for 10 years
>tfw finally home to loving wife
>tfw nope