which philosopher is the "most right" i know a lot

>>8828781
D I O G E N E S

>>8828783
ha ha aint he the nigga that fought alexander the great in the gladitorial zone but alexander said he could go away free back to his kingdom cuz he repsected his bravery

>>8828781

Yeah boooiii! F society man!!

The correct answer is Schopenhauer.

>>8828788
No, it's Diogenes. Schopenhauer was sexually frustrated and couldn't attract women because of his clownish hair.

>>8828788
that old perv grape boy man i agree hes good but some of the stuff he says about women idk hard to trust a guy that dont respect his mama another thing is im suspcious of his system u know like how does the subject arise out of the object wats the origin sometimes when i think hes about to explain some stuff he never does it i think maybe hes more concerned about buildin that system for the fame and money than he is about actually figurin the shit out

>>8828805

>Schopenhauer was sexually frustrated

Of course. Anyone who denies the will to live is going to be frustrated until they find peace.

>>8828808

As soon as you consider his ethics, his view on women is a lot more nuanced than the screech in his infamous essay.

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>>8828808

>that old perv grape boy

>>8828817
>he wasn't REALLY a misogynist guys!

>>8828781

Hegel and Marx

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>>8828781
Nitezsche, Jünger and Carlyle.

Kant, obviously.

My main beef with Nietzsche is that stupid people misunderstand him and can't handle his teachings responsibly.

All Nietzsche should be therefore banned and burned.

Thales obviously

>>8828781
The best and most right philosopher is most definetely Plato. His theory of the forms opened up my mind to a whole new universe of thought and I could not quite comprehend what was happening to me; that was until I realized that I was actually now having the craziest deja vu, a recollection of a truth that my immortal soul had once let its gaze upon at the dawn of times. A truth that Plato was now drilling into my brain once again through allegory.

He inspired me to start a relationship with a retired philosophy professor, that nurtures my soul through insemination and rational dialectics.

Thx Platopus

>>8829305
>that nurtures my soul through insemination
Hang on...

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>>8828931
Wrong.

St. Thomas Aquinas.
Still have to read someone that could LEGIT disprove his reasoning.
Lotsa wankers tried,sure, but 99% fail to schoolboy errors, the others still fail but at least put up a fight.

>>8829780
Aristotle was the "most right" philosopher, Christ and the Church came and COMPLETED THE SYSTEM.

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clearly it's gayatri spivak my dude

>Gayatri Chakravorty Spivak's original essay "Can the Subaltern Speak?" transformed the analysis of colonialism through an eloquent and uncompromising argument that affirmed the contemporary relevance of Marxism while using deconstructionist methods to explore the international division of labor and capitalism's "worlding" of the world. Spivak's essay hones in on the historical and ideological factors that obstruct the possibility of being heard for those who inhabit the periphery. It is a probing interrogation of what it means to have political subjectivity, to be able to access the state, and to suffer the burden of difference in a capitalist system that promises equality yet withholds it at every turn

i mean for realsies do you even strategically essentialize

shit

>>8829343
Not who you replied to, but that's not an argument my pleb.

>>8828945
How does it follow that Nietzsche's books should be burned again? Logical equation is preferred.

>>8828781
>Nothing exists lol Xd everything is perspective lmao.

>>8829343
hey guys, just a little tip, if you ever find yourself making a post like this, regardless of your position, you should delete it and try putting your thoughts into words; this is how big boys and girls express themselves -- it feels good, try it!

>>8831606
"can the subaltern speak" is the best essay in academia because it's literally this no talent negroid whore saying incomprehensible gibberish for too many impenetrable pages so that even her own fucking discipline and dickinshit followers can't understand it and spend most of their time arguing about it even when its an afterthought no one gives a FUCK about in any other branch of the crit theory that spawned it like a nigger vapor afterthought

but her tiny little sad dying snowman taking forever to melt in spring discipline of postcolonial brown studies, that the rest of the warming springtime world completely ignores and is content to just let erode on its own time like the sad no carrot having motherfucker it is, turns inward inside itself and temporarily preserves the chilly coolness of her gay shit paper at its core, endlessly debating What Did She Mean By This? so she can go home and shaves her head like a fucking meme and flicks her big shewolf high test clit in self satisfaction over how shes just like the big strong men who oppress her because she managed to have a turgid phallus of a paper recognized by a small cult of other retards like her

fuck spivak gay-atri shes a no name fucking bald cunt

>>8831999
le

>>8831999
lol its a good essay bro

>>8832010
If it's so great then why haven't I read?

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>>8828833
this

>>8832017
cause you dont read you just shitpost on /lit/

>>8828781
This fucking thread full of plebs...

Benedetto Croce

>>8832057
lmao

indecisive ass nigga

>>8832063
>i'm an actual brown person on /lit/, i've posted spivak because i'm brown and i have to do brown things, now i'm gonna post sassy comments about the unbrowns until people pay attention to my brown note in their thread

no one cares how brown you are

croce would hold spivak by the throat and fuck her while gramsci stands in a corner and shouts "you've misappropriated my work! you've misappropriated my work!" in sicilian

>>8832018
fuck off jew

>>8832070
top quality post

>>8832070
when u so triggered u think every1s the same poster

>>8832070

t. racist

Mine. It is nihilism that promotes being kind to others whenever possible because this will make you feel good.

>>8832123
So fucking deep anon

>>8832126
Thanks, I had to put some work into that one. If I come up with any more philosophies or ideologies I'll let you know.

>>8832070
are you mentally insane

>>8832157
nah, he's clearly physically insane

retard

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>>8829305
Is this a new meme?

>>8832603
how can one man be that ugly?

>>8832624
Not an argument.

Schelling.

>>8832642
Early Schelling or 1841 Schelling?

OP what haf u dun
so much negative vibz here

>>8832648

Freedom essay Schelling. Early stuff is too Kantian

>>8828781
Nietzsche. He is self-aware enough that it makes it hard for him to be really wrong IMO.

Nothing is "right"
As far as humanity is concerned the only thing that exists is self interested individuals waiting for death while suffering.
Suicide is the only moral course of action one could possibly take.

>>8828833
Hegel especially.

>>8828781
Me, buddy.
Buy my books at Amazon. Thought you may find them through Amazon Prime.

Wittgenstein obvs

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>>8828781
>which philosopher is the "most right"
Hans Herman Hoppe

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>>8828781
←

>tfw you are reading spivak b/c pointless shitpost
>tfw it's bretty gud desu

>>8828808
To be fair, Schopenhauer's mother was a cunt.

>>8828781
WIttgenstein

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>>8833644

tfw only one Wittgenstein in whole thread
one wise man in pleb-ocean

>>8828781
Socrates.

Mostly because he didn't make extreme claims on the nature of the universe and such, he just laid out the basic concept of theses, antitheses and syntheses and proper logic.