Hey guys, after some on the ground research, I finally found the holy grail of philosophy undergraduates, Slavoj Žižek's home adress.
Write him a letter one post at the time, and I'll send it to him.
>>8824762
Dearest
>>8824766
Slavy Slav,
Fist me, daddy and so on.
Kako si?
I'm just curious, what was your first sexual experience?
>>8824791
>>8824812
but he has at least one kid
>>8824791
I'd like to tell you about my first sexual experience Slavoj, if you wouldn't mind
>>8824831
I know you won't. I will start with the details and work myself up to the bigger picture.
Is there any peace from ideology?
>>8824901
It was a damp September afternoon, and I had just finished watching the Pervert's guide to cinema
>>8824962
After which I felt a discreet burning in my loins, and recalled the My Little Ponies pornographies that I had fapped to just prior (to fap is a to masturbate, as you may know in internet lingo), but I thought I should find some other porn so I went looking for it.
>>8824823
He was created when a dildo was inserted into a fleshlight
>>8824791
>>8825248
and so on and so forth
You need me more than I need you.
Max Stirner is better than Karl Marx.
Is ME!ME!ME! an accurate representation of struggle and acceptance of ideology in our weeb lives?
DILDOS
PLASTIC PENISES
>implying that he's hard to find
>>8828417
Well then anon, I dare you to find one of his private emails or a home address.
>>8828452
He is constantly lecturing at the philosophy college next to the mechanical engineering college I attend, you can see him all the time
>>8828461
Can the faculty not do anything about this?
>>8828490
I think they want him to do it, scary I know but žižek is our national trasure, up there with the new first lady and the likes
>>8824762
sniff
Sniff
>>8824762
how anyone can take this conman seriously is beyond me. the guy is a joke, his "philosophy" is in fact pseudo-philosophy, ie. a bunch of nonsense and certain trivial points written in obscure language. zizek is an ugly consequence of the postmodernist plague - a showman who has nothing to say, yet the "young intellectuals" listen to him as if he was preaching the word of God. philosophy truly is dead.
>>8828630
And so on and so forth
obligatory
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=80X0pbCV_t4
*sniff* and so on and so on *sniff*