>get book from library >put hold on it >cancel hold

I LOVE Ahegao

>>8823140
Yes. Have you considered kys?

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>borrow multiple books by a single author
>only finish one of them

>borrow books for the maximum lending period (One Month)
>return them unread
>check them out again a week later

I can't stop.

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>>8823164
I do the same thing.
Fuck.

>get book from library
>put a booger on one of the pages in the middle
>return it

>>8823269
I came into a library book once.
13yo me got his hands on a copy of some shitty modern version of the Kama Sutra and fapped to the little sketches because the woman had pubic hair and pointy nipples just like the aunt he lusted after.

Librarian here. If we don't have enough copies and it's in high demand we'll just order more. People can also do interlibrary loans, or go get a fucking job so they can buy their own shit.

>>8823277
What's the worst shit you've had to deal with? Any good stories?

>>8823275
Hm

>>8823289
One time a homeless guy came in and kept yelling that the illuminati was tracking his every move. He proceeded to hurl puke all over the circulation desk before security could get there.

Another time, an old lady had a heart attack in the stacks on the quiet floor and pulled a shitload of books down, scaring the shit out of everyone.

>>8823298
>tfw middle class suburb library never had any problems until the curries came and stank it up

>>8823277
Hi, you are actually a librarian? Why do interlibrary loans have a higher fee for lost material? If I lose something from my main branch the fee is the price of the item plus 5 or 10$. The fee for anything outside the circuit is $100.

>>8824840
Because it's INTERlibrary you dumb dumb

>>8824857
Wow fantastic explanation. so informative.

>have important textbook on loan
>get email saying someone else has requested it
>spunk into the middle before returning it

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>>8823151
i love japan PERIOD

>>8823275
You seem to know a lot about this 13yo. Anything to confess anon?

>>8824892
Girugamesh!

>>8824840
Logistics and liability. Anything that comes from a library outside your own library network likely had to travel a longer distance, and someone had to go out of their way to get it to you. You also do not necessarily have borrowing privileges from the library doing the loan, so you assume a higher level of responsibility. Any interlibrary loan charge is charged by the loaning library.

>>8824906
He died at 21 when he realized women were a spook.