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Rate this idea for a novel: Extremelly beta guy in reinaissance

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Extremelly beta guy in reinaissance europe, has not a single chance of gettting a gf, yet one night, he meets something like Cassanova, a mysterious figure dressed like El Zorro.

He's the town number one enemy, he's despised by all the males in the town, since he flirts, send love letter to their wifes and daughters, and he always fuck them in the night.

Of course, this Zorro guy is the only Chad in the entire town, which is filled with betta guys, which have dull marriages and are dull betas with forced marriages.

He's the male all the women in the town desires, so he's the number one enemy of all males.

Of course this alpha male, in his prime sexual peak years, start teaching this beta kid, the secrets of PUA and female sexuality.
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>>8807721
I think you got lost on your way to /r9k/
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Horrendous
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>>8807731
>huh duh everything I don't like is r9k
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>>8807744
>Chad
>not an /r9k/ homo

Nice try, frog friend
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>>8807753
>if I use a meme that other boards also use (like fit) everything is r9k
I don't browse that shithole.
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>>8807721
>I want to write a historical fiction novel based on buzzwords used by bitter virgins on the internet
>And it'll still be blatant self-insert wankery, don't you worry
Ahaha_oh_wow.bmp
And I bet when you go back to /r9k/ to tell them about this, you'll say /lit/'s just a bunch of bullying elitist pricks
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>>8807721
Isn't that that Crazy Sexy Love movie with Ryan Gosling and American Office Man?
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>>8807808
t. butthurt roastie.

>self insert wankery
like all the romance fiction, right?
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it sounds like the plot of one of those 90's american comedy with two black guys as the main characters
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>>8807834
If you were here for more than the 30 seconds it took you to make this thread you'd realize /lit/ doesn't fucking read "romance fiction," at least not the sort of shit written that way. The closest stuff we get to that here is something like Wuthering Heights, which is obviously not self-insert trash like what you're trying to write.
Also hilarious that you think anybody who doesn't whine endlessly about redpill shit like frogposters is a woman. And in his next post, he'll break out either "nu-male" or "cuck"
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>>8807864
give me a reason why writing self insert fiction is bad?

is escapism bad?
are self fullfiling fantasies bad?

>but is not brown shit they read in my shitty literature degree
literature doesn't need to be high brown western canon shit.
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>>8807864
>The closest stuff we get to that here is something like Wuthering Heights
Joyce's letters and 120 days for me.
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>>8807872
>high brown
Oh lord.
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>>8807872
>give me a reason why writing self insert fiction is bad?
It makes it incredibly obvious you aren't writing to express any kind of artistic purpose but rather jacking off over the way you wish your life was. This is never appropriate outside of YA trash.

>is escapism bad?
Yes.

>are self fullfiling fantasies bad?
They are the opposite of fulfilling.

>literature doesn't need to be high brown western canon shit.
Books don't. Literature does. I also find it hilarious that you're trying to write a goddamn book when you clearly have a pretty tenuous grasp of the english language as a whole.
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>>8808183
english isn't my native language.

>literature only is what I mean it to be
just like furry porn is also drawing, it doesn't make sense to consider fanfics and other type of low tier literature not literature.

>but muh snobbery
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>>8808216
Furry porn is drawing. Furry porn is not art.
Your vapid redpill shit might be a book if you pay out the ass to publish it from a vanity publisher. It will not be literature.
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>>8808250
It's still drawing.

you don't hold the degree to be able to decide what is art and what is not.

some people consider pollock to be art, I consider furry art to be more art than pollock.
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wtf did you read my diary OP??
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>>8808261
Because you are an uncultured faggot. Read a fucking book, jesus christ.
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>>8807872
>give me a reason why writing self insert fiction is bad?
Because it is masturbation. Imagine a random man or a woman getting naked and masturbating right before your eyes. The sight is in most cases unpleasant. This is what happens when you read a self insert book, just mentally. A man who isn't exactly in shape, whose armpits smell but he doesn't notice that, stroking his weird little penis until white goo comes out while he's making funny faces. He is oblivious to the fact that someone is looking at him and that he should take some care of himself. But he can't, he is somewhat ugly and can't look at himself in the mirror anymore, so he forgets about hygiene and self-improvement altogether. Apply this to yourself and to your mind. Why should anyone want to read, badly hidden under a metaphor, your mildly psycho- and sociopathic ramblings, your sexual fantasies and everything about your countless irrational frustrations, all of which you are oblivious to and consider someone else's fault entirely because you are incapable of self-reflection? Only very curious psychoanalysts and pathologists would.
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>>8809247
>the entire anime industry is founded on this
>but who will like this shit
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