>go to the classics section of a bookstore >it's literally

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>drive into bookstore
>books scattered everywhere
>regrettably no one died

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>>8793866
>Go to the /lit/ section of 4chan
>it's literally nothing but shipposting

>go to local bookstore to support local businesses
>classics section
>the abridged steinbeck
> the portable hemingway
>the readers' digest popular novels collection
>leave

>>8793882
But sometimes it's brilliant shitposting. Check out this beauty >>8793881

>>8793866
>in store
>see nabokov's masterpiece
>try to buy it but they ask if i have a license
>"a-a what"
>"this is obscene fiction sir and may only be purchased with the prior authorization of a judge, senator, or other figure of authority named in the recent protection act"
>"uh i-"
>they call the police
>i am arrested and jailed 6 months pre-trial for attempting to buy controlled literature

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>>8793866
>go to book store
>pick out some dostoyevsky and some david foster wallace
>go to checkout
>"i'm afraid that I can't let you buy this, sir"
>I say, "what do you mean"
>"well, none of the books that you picked out are by women, queers, or people of color. we have a strict diversity policy here"
>mfw

>>8794184
>tfw I can show my gay card and buy all the straight white male books that I want

>>8793881
Kek