ITT: Describe the plots to books you've never read. >There's

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>Russia
>Huge aristocracy
>noble ruski falls in love with qt peasant
>war breaks
>war ends and there's peace
>noble and qt marry, Stalin blesses them, they run towards fields and achieve transcendence through quotidian tasks

>>8777522
Top kek.
Ty m8.

>>8777522

>Two friends go out to get drunk
>One is a Jew, the other is paranoid as fuck he'll do something shift
>So many vignettes and random sequences I may as well be reading something Bunuel wrote
>LOL IRISH HUMOUR
>Catholicisms
>It ends with someone getting fucked on a hill and having an orgasm

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>NEETfag lays around all day
>rich enough so he doesn't have to work
>reads a lot to confirm his biases against women and work
>dreams of a social revolution

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>>8777522
>>There's a good school student
>>Parents love him, teachers like him, gets good grades
>>Meets some rowdy friends
>>They turn him into a stoner


This is unironically my life desu

>>8779509
Which joyce book is this?

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>16 year old student that lives in Oslo
>surrounded by QT Norwegian girls all day
>testosterone through the roof
>wakes up every day hard as diamonds as a result
>slowly drives him crazy
>becomes a hermit
>newfound piety saves him from insanity
>Jesus saves his soul

>anna karenina is unsatisfied with her husband
>sleeps with charming dark haired stranger
>pregnant?
>suicide in train station
>a cat
>husband remarries and is happy

>>8779509
dont bother reading it, youre not missing anything

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>Christie Malory's frustrated with his accounting job
>ends up slitting both his wrists

As symbolized by the torn paper.

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>Late XVIII century England
>Beach house-parlour where balls are held
>Big family composed entirely by women
>Mostly old women whos husbands are beta males
>The younger women make out to their mothers, grandma's discontent with the young boys of a nearby town
>The have to do i tin secret so they do it in the lighthouse

>>8782017
I've been looking for this book in digital format forever, or any other book by this author. Has anyone actually read it?

>>8782039
I just ordered it off Amazon right now. From what I've read, it's his most accessible book.

>>8782033
If only, son, if only. The truth is far darker--but it's best not to bring up such things on a day like this.

>>8782046
Please no spoilerino, I want to read it some day.

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>two men in trench coats chasing each other

>>8782046

- Someone had blundered.

>>8781993
>a cat
top kek

>As I Lay Dying
A dystopian Sci-Fi novel set in a future where the United States have degenerated into a tarpit of despair and southern accents after the first truly authoritarian president after Ronald Reagan got elected. Someone gets beaten to death with a corncob.

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>>8777540
>aristocracy
>stalin

>Ordinary guy with a big head
>weird stuff starts to happen
>Sky turns purple and people start to turn black
>The guy slowly realizes He's no longer human.

>>8777522
bump

There is a traveling circus
It goes into a town
There is an elephant
Somebody, maybe the elephant, is sad
Somebody, maybe the elephant, puts up a somewhat half-hearted fight about something

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>some nazi scientists build a rocket
>americans go to steal it
>rocket launches and they're on it
>exhaust looks like a rainbow or some shit
>somewhere along the way there's goofs and gags