Hey anon I'm david foster wallace head of Dalkey archives.

>>8776417
It's about an author who kills himself so people will pretend his books were good.

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Well Dave it's about tennis and smokin weed and growing up in America watching too much TV which I think has very ambiguous effects on the youth. I dont know if you read any of my essays but I watch a lot of TV and play a lot of tennis so it's semi-autobiographical but I'm gonna need a big advance because I'm out of money Dave

Just realized his brow ridge is practically non-existent... no wonder he was such a fag.

>>8776429
where does it take place. what's the climax. page length, how big is it? how long is it? I hope it's thick and heavy. you can barely grip it with one hand. you just grab it and can barely hold on. you gotta use 2 hands always

>>8776417
My book's about a guy who dies in a woodchipper

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>that brow ""ridge""
he was right in killing himself

>>8776454
what that is?

>>8776441
>where does it take place
Everywhere.
>what's the climax
When his girlfriend jacks off to his hanging corpse.
>page length
Just short of 100 pages. Brevity is the soul of wit.

>>8776464
take a hike kid. you got a lot to learn.

My book is about a dragon that comes to Earth and accidentally starts a giant political quagmire when he gets caught immediately, and how the dragon (and the first human to meet him) deal with that political quagmire.

You should publish it because you're a big fan of sincerity, and this book tries to avoid cynicism at all times.

It's about a young man who runs away from home and end killing himself

>>8776417
Whom?

>>8776494
lost me at dragon desu. next

>>8776533
next