How should the demeanor and outward appearance of an aspiring

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>>8771792

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>>8771792
>/lit/erary lifestyle posting
People like you are boring.

>>8771795
>he doesn't want to live the literary lifestyle

Stay cucked, my friend.

>>8771792

wear tank tops and boat shoes

>>8771792
Whatever you want it to be. Authors come in all shapes and sizes.

>>8771793
I have abnormally low test, basically none in my system and I'm not even taking supplements or anything. I look babyfaced as fuck and fairly feminine and I don't feel anger at all but it doesn't negatively effect me in other ways. I don't know why internet machoism activists are trying to turn it into some sort of religious cult.

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>>8771798
>being a NEET is literary
Stop trying to justify being a parasite.

>>8771818
>Stop trying to justify being a parasite.

But I'm not Jewish?

Fedora, trenchcoat, fingerless gloves, buttplug

>>8771792
Fat, angry, poor hygiene and lots of anime shirts.

>>8771840
>tfw you don't own any anime shirts

Do my figurines count? I can't wear those but they're here.

>>8771848
Take pictures and show them off. Don't bother cleaning them either, it will let people know you are nonconformist and confident.

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>>8771795

I had to clean up a toilet like that, on my birthday no less. There was this black patron watching, hopping from one foot to the other holding his nose and saying "Damn man, that stinks." One of my co-workers brought me a gas mask.

I think that was a metaphor for life or something that the Muses sent me.

>>8771792
joshuacohen.jpg

>>8771865
Dammit I guess I'm not confident and nonconformist then. I'm obsessively clean and I dust/polish everything I own two or three times per week. I even open the components of my PC and dust them out.

>>8771792
Demeanor:
Old soul, sage, don't care about what people think, pushes people aside in a crowd, jaded, acts, drinks a lot, broods, erratic, turbulent love life, smokes cigarrettes or does psychedelics, either in unrequited love or depressed, gives advice but never takes advice, doesn't let others touch him, intentionally mysterious

Appearance:
long coat, white, male, devil may care smile, walking stick, cape

>>8771874
You were sent a message from God and yet you became a dumb frogposter. Somewhere in your life you really disappointed The Divine.

>>8771874
Depending where you live, you can refuse to clean human waste and your boss can't do a thing to force you.

>>8771957
That's retarded. It ain't gonna clean itself. Someone gotta it.

>>8771896
How kafkaesque

>>8771896

epic! drinkings awesome!!! aha! and smokiin! smoke dat joey!!

>>8771965
Hello, tripfriend, you are a dying breed these days! I wish you prosperity.

>>8771965
They get gloves and training and so forth.

If it isn't my waste and I'm not employed to make the toilets look nice then the boss can do it if it bothers them so much.

>>8771965
Biohazard Cleaning

>>8771793
goddammit everything is full of estrogens. jesus christ