Describe yourself like you're describing someone you've

Absolute fucking cringe

>>8765167
Is this deliberately retarded?

>>8765167
Every time he talks he sounds like he's lying.

>that stoner looking guy
>Yes that one, who is trying much too hard to be friendly
>Laughs at his own jokes so others know it's a joke? Him.
>Such a douchebag, we don't have the heart to tell him

>>8765167
>Stands sheepishly at a woman's height
Good enough
>eyes of a deer past caring about headlights
the image is both vague and self-romanticizing
>Guys like him get laid after all hell grows cold, and blame the world for it
How would someone know this if they just met you
> I wonder which dead englishman's classic fills his persona slot for today
same
>And there he goes, turning to leave and rid us of his presense. My, what tight bottom!
I get what you were going for but this is just not what anybody who meets you in real life would think about you at all. Good idea for a thread though.

An absolute non-entity. He walks around attached to the hips of people who pay him almost no mind -- but at least he has the decency to be silent. Or nearly so: a couple of sentences awkwardly uttered and instantly interrupted make his already light impression on others even lighter. Every Irish goodbye of his is from a mixture of undue pride and deep shame of his failure as a social creature.

Ah, there he is,
That motherfucker.
What a tool.

>>8765167
he looks like the kind of person that will buy tranny porn.

>>8765167
>>8765506
>>8765595
I swear you faggots would be less depressed if you realized that no one you meet in life gives these many shits about you except your family, friends, and gf

You're just another guy to them, this isn't high school

>>8765167
>My, what tight bottom!
You've brightened my day OP, thank you

>>8765620
I'm inclined to agree with your sentiment but every human being whose gaze passes over you will form a snap judgement about you based on your mannerisms and appearance.

>>8765636
Yeah, and they'll forget about it just as quickly. Most people won't even form their judgements into words.

He had a stern, unassuming look. Nothing about him was particular. At most, the only thing worth noticing was how tired his eyes looked, as he gazed upon everyone and everything without any other expression than an occasional half smile.

>>8765613
top zozzle m8

>>8765640
Except co-workers/colleagues,acquaintances, etc. etc.

>>8765620
>except your family, friends, and gf

Damn, a lot of us only have 1 out of 3.

The autistic retard was clearly confident and practiced when it came to purchasing this exact order of McDonalds' shitty food, though he looked nervous about absolutely everything else he was doing in line. He dressed like a stupid baby and he was obviously high as fuck. Before I could think to criticize his autism shoes, he was gone, already eating french fries out of the bag and stuffing his childlike, oversized wallet back into his coat pocket. I looked back at my well-dressed, well-heeled, Madison avenue boyfriend, with his perfectly coiffed hair and his chiseled good looks, and I said goodbye right then and there. Two hours later when the autistic man was stuffing his cock down my throat and playing Rollercoaster Tycoon, I knew my life would never be the same.

He looks like, gay or someshit

who TF is this nikka??!?!?

>>8765167
>he's pretty. only good for his looks.