When did you realize that Orwell was basically the male equivalent

>>8763063
Just now, reading your post. Fucking blew my mind. Guess I hate Orwell now. FUCK LEFTISM

>>8763065
Literally me

>>8763063
I mean he was born in India and was part of the Burmese police force. I think he was just one of those people that sees adventure in the "mud". Though he was a socialist, he was super anti-communist so idk how to really feel about that one...

>>8763353
You should feel stupid.
Orwell was poor most of his life, sometimes his poverty was worse than others, he did investigative journalism in an attempt to improve the lot of England's poor, then he fought fascists.
And 'Experience the common wealth' is English a second language to you or are you simply an idiot.
Sage.

>>8763063
The funny thing is that even these "rich hippie girls" have probably done more in their lives than you have, whether they're compensating for something or not. You're just criticizing them to defend your own ego.

>inb4 projection
Also >>8763368

>>8763376
>these "rich hippie girls" have probably done more in their lives than you have
hello mister projector

>>8763368
Idk why I should feel stupid?

>>8763368

>he did investigative journalism in an attempt to improve the lot of England's poor, then he fought fascists

Sounds like ressentiment/bad faith to me.

>>8763063
About an hour ago after watching The School of Life video on George Orwell.

>>8763379
not sure if joking or not

>>8763063
go to /pol/ weedman

I had anal sex with George Orwell behind a Denny's. His ass was much as I expected - a bit too well used. He escaped from the confines of bourgeois life to indulge in his homoclivities, after all. He vomited into a waste bin as I reamed his dull, unshapely ass. I then turned him round, shoved my dick down his throat, and whispered, "this is ACTUALLY what the future looks like, Georgie," and these words were enough to make him ejaculate (low magnitude) as he gulped down every drop of my own, eyes oddly porcine. He likes being slapped around, and also called the feminine version of his name.

Anyway yes basically he's a rather risible character

>>8763063
wtf i hate socialism now
call me a #capatitallistc missile

>>8763569
I saw George Orwell at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw Orwell trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

>>8763063
Now that you mention it reporting on a revolution and the ensuing attempts to rule the country would be interesting.

>>8763593
first time i laughed at this pasta gg

>>8763569
i owe you one. This was the most entertaining and best read I head for some weeks

>>8763063
rich hippie girls don't write 2 seminal books that are now more relevant than ever.
he was a poor fag and hated elitism, he's one of us (one of us)