Lads I've got an interview at Oxford coming up next week,

>>8761316
>frog faggot

You won't get in

Real specific bud. Interview for what exactly?

>>8761316
>posting pepe the nazi hate frog
>getting into Oxford

>>8761316
Turn the tables. When you get the opportunity, ask you interviewer who his top five writers are. Then, regardless of who they are, sneer and say, "Oh..." Just like that. "Oh..." If he presses you, make fun of him for reading translations, which he almost certainly does. If they're all English writers, even better, and make fun of him for not being able to read other languages. He will respect you for your high standards and offer you admission.

>>8761316
Just be interesting.

>>8761323
Literature, at Pembroke College.

Also for anyone with experience with these interviews, is there any way to find out who my interviewers will be without asking directly?

>>8761334
>not memeing your way into a world-class university

do you even want to succeed anon?

>>8761346
this

if he asks your favorite books just say Infinite Jest

>>8761391
>>8761346
Cheers boys, I'll also make sure to reference my friend Forechaines Litbord

Mention Gregory Berrycone. Either they'll get it or be impressed that they don't. Assume you're believable

>>8761486
in a sense we're all Berrycones; we have knobs in our heads.

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>oxford
>not Cambridge
ishygddt

>>8761666
this

oggsford is shit

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>>8761666
oxford eternally btfo

>>8761316
Ask what the interviewers favourite books are then call him a retard or a pseud depending

Were you privately educated OP?

Just curious.

Build a bomb out of a rice cooker and snackbar them

Trust me

>>8763227
Nope, state school and state sixth form
>>8761666
Fuck off satan

Just channel your inner deformed smartglass pepe. God I want to cuddle him so much!

>>8761666
>the devil has officially endorsed Cambridge

stay mad Oxford fags