I had a funny feeling in my asshole while reading this,

That should start to fade away once you take the huge dildo out of your ass and start reading real books.

I'm a doctor.

>>8753724
This. Read REAL books by REAL men.

Try a non-degenerate like Thomas fucking Pynchon

>>8753698
Listen real quick.
Faust>Doktor Faustus (Mann)>Doktor Faustus(Marlowe)>>>>>>>>Picture of Dorian Gray

>>8753731
>reading newly written books

fucking degenerate

>reading anything not written by dead white men(McCarthy being the obvious exception)

>>8753731

But this book is so pretty

>>8753739
>forcing the "dorian gray has paralleles with faust" meme
>two thousand and [currentyear]

I'd lick your asshole OP, no homo.

you're gay OP. your title should have revealed that fact to you.

did anyone else think it was called 'portrait of dorian gray'? is this like that bearenstain thing?

>>8754028
wtf i did too my miind is currently blowing

>>8754028
in french it is

are you french?

>>8754028
It is called like this in many languages

>>8753850
But I have a hairy ass