Post 'end of life' quotes and 'last words'

'O, I am slain!'

"Tell.. my... neighbor's cat's concubine's father's owner...that I love him"

>>8739974
"Oh noes, the sharp pfangs of death hath throed me overt boart, I am butt a guppy, at the cruel whims of a deadly shart attack"

"What are you going to do? Stab me?"

"LIGHTWEIGHT BABY!!!!!!111!!!1!!"

"LMAO 4pl8 LIFT"

>>8739974
>Post 'end of life' quotes and 'last words'
"It did not have to end like thi"

"It's perfectly safe, don't be such a coward, see?
I can even jump up and down on it!"

Like a dog.

"Don't fiddle with that button dearest, it will turn off my ventilator."

"He's right. I have no discernible talent."

"Fuck"

>>8740633
Upvote.

>>8739974
How dense they were.

>>8740481
well memed friend

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Apology of Socrates.txt
>captcha

>>8739974
they couldn't hit an elephant at this dist

>>8740633
Kafki :3

>>8739981

When I first read Hamlet in high school, I misread this line as 'O, I am slam'

>Do not mourn; rejoice, for I am free.

>Either those curtains go, or I do

>>8740633
Genuinely the most perfect way to end it.

>>8741285
>Apology

>>8741373
COME ON AND SLAM, AND WELCOME TO THE JAM

My dear wife, I fucked all of your sisters and your mom. Your cooking sucks. Out.

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czekm

>>8741771
Palindrome death

>>8739974
last words are for those who have not said enough

>>8741823
how would you know if youve never died??
fukn REKT

How is >>8741771 like a banker?
They're both off by 6.

>>8741447
>a quiet, minimalist production of Hamlet in full wherein three random lines are switched for each other, five lines replaced with new ones of equivalent meaning, and this replaces Polonius's death utterance

>>8739974
"We owe a cock to Asclepius"

>>8741285
His last words in the Apology would have been great, had they been his actual last words. But I can't be upset about it because Phaidon is GOAT

>Sweep me up!

-Kierkegaard's last words, allegedly

>>8739974
"Whoremongering presents its own challenges."

>>8739974
Before the execution of James French via electrocution: "How's this for a headline: French Fries".

>>8743771
Banter.

Drink drink. Fan fan. Rub rub -
Napoleon Bonaparte

>>8743787
No, not quite.

>>8740490
YEAH AHHH BUDDY

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>Then he drew forth his sword, and said: 'Hail Gurthang, iron of death, you alone now remain!
>But what lord or loyalty do you know, save the hand that wields you?
>From no blood will you shrink.
>Will you take Turin Turambar?
>Will you slay me swiftly?'

>And from the blade rang a cold voice in answer:
>'Yes, I will drink your blood, that I may forget the blood of Beleg my master, and the blood of Brandir slain unjustly.
>I will slay you swiftly.'

>Then Turin set the hilts upon the ground, and cast himself upon the point of Gurthang, and the black blade took his life.

Turin had a hard life.

>>8744084
nuthn but a peanut

"I was wrong."

>>8743181
His last words are in the Phaedo.

Father...is it over?

This is good, isn't it?

>>8739981
lol

btw does anyone have the harold bloom interview where he talks about the poem that will be on his heart while he dies? its about looking out towards all the places youve been but cant go again

>>8740641
>I know, mammy, I know

>>8740490
SCOOBY PLS

The time has come for a younger generation to rise. I've been wandering for more than a century and now my journey comes to a close. What a splendid way to end it all. I have no regrets...
I can return to the forest at last.

>>8741373
COME ON AND
>O, I am slain

WELCOME TO THE JAM

>>8739974
"You are no son of mine"

I AM THE BLACKSTAR

>The horror! The horror!
What was he referring to by this?

>>8746254
The horror.

"I die staying true to what I believe in!"
"And for that, you die stupid."

>>8741344

Become suicide.

>>8739974
Ezekiel 25:17

>I'm so deep because I'm reflecting on something finishing.

>>8743787
France, l'armée, tête d'armée, Joséphine

>>8746239
Not a film star?
Not a pop star?
Not a marvel star?