At first I thought this was a haiku. But it's clearly has

i dunno why we got that as our banner
i guess it was picked by someone who doesn't come here or understand the board culture

That motherfucker is 5, no?

If Billy Shakes can say fuck off to the rules of sonnet writing, we can make our own haiku rules.

>>8737724
>Ah, therein is he
>The motherfucker
>What a fucking tool

>>8737724
A haiku - just not a western haiku.

>tfw people still don't even kind of understand Haiku even though they're so simple

>all these anons thinking that what makes a haiku a haiku is the 5-7-5 pattern

Read "The Haiku Form" by Jean Giroux. It's on LibGen, it's short but also well-written and researched.

And that quote on OP's picture is not a haiku desu

>>8737755
It's not an haiku wherever you are

It's a senryu but with experimental syllables.

It's a lowku. Or maybe a byeku.

>>8737724
It is a haiku.
It's not syllable count, but mora count.
A syllable with a long vowel or a a consonantal ending is two moræ.
5-7-5 moræ. There's no problem.
Of course, English doesn't work like Japanese or Greek but whatever.

>>8739577
Stop educating me, bitch!

Maybe it's just a shit haiku

>>8737784
Freeverse Haiku

Whether its a Haiku or not its a shitty banner, which is good since it will discourage professional memers crossboarding