We're reading Macbeth in class. I'm reading the part

Talk about the word "equivocators"

>>8730158
Show your total immersion into the material by speaking in your worst scottish accent for at least six months.

>>8730158
Cold-resistance training with your privates

Jesus, is this the kind of kid who comes to this place? By god.

Practice reading outloud a lot. It's actually a skill most people don't have to do well. When most people read outloud they are hardly coherent and fumble over every other word.

Also work on a posh but strong British accent

>>8730158
welp, any "loser" is macky B because it's a story about a guy who was happy with his life and let his wife convince him he needed more that he had and starts a bunch of shit that gets him haunted a kilt.

tl;dr macbeth is a beta who gets ghost-cucked by lady macky b & duncan_donuts

>>8730158
Instead of doing it in the style of Mel Gibson from Braveheart, do it in the style of Begbie from Trainspotting

Will make it more interesting.

>>8730158
Murder your teacher in his/her sleep.

>>8730158
Impress the class? Why? To show how much of a virgin you are?

>>8730835
But I have sex

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>>8730917
Me too buddy, me too

>>8730158
No one is going to be impressed by you, anon. Best to make them fear you by taking it way too seriously.

Best way to impress class is to not care about Macbooth at all

>>8730158
Watch the History channel documentary on Hitler and the Occult, compare MacB to Hitler through the occult themes and failed rise to power. Argue this is a universal constant that will repeat every 100 years or so, thus Shakespeare had precognition of Hitler. Use monomyth/hero's journey to support that claim.

>>8730158
Stare down the teacher and ask, "Where are the other two witches?"