>go to community college
>lit class is full of extreme normies
>semesters almost over
>quiet all semester, only talk when giving really good reports and projects
>finally got my 7 inch long hair cut to short hair on the weekend
>kind of average looking hairy guy, pretty chubby
>cutest/classiest girl in class turns to me before class and says "I like you're haircut :)"
>book report due
>I chose Lolita at the beginning of the semester
>have to read report infront of class
>open with
>"This is the character study of a pedophile, and at the end another pedophile steals the girl from the main pedophile. It is one of the most beautiful books ever written."
>people laugh like "is this guy serious?"
>teacher has to constantly chime in saying "this book is one of the most influential and important books, and is used in academia constantly"
>doesn't matter, community Chad and community Stacey are just here for their parents and don't know why the fuck I'd choose this book
>end up getting through it pretty well
>teacher was pretty happy
>students think I'm scum
>TL;DR
>quiet guy reads Lolita book report to community college class after getting a compliment from a cute girl and will never even be looked at by anyone for the rest of the year
it was worth it desu
>>8723581
moron
>>8723581
>>go to community college
>>"I like ***YOU'RE*** haircut :)"
>>says the classiest girl in class
>YOU'RE
>YOU'RE
>YOU'RE
super edgy
>>8723581
HH isn't a pedophile, though.
The saddest part is, this never happened
>>8723598
thanks for the correction
>>8723599
I'm usually not so edgy, I honestly chose the book before I even knew anything about the plot. All I knew was /lit/ and /tv/ loved it, by the time I got to the penetration of Lolita warm, soft fist, it was too late to go back..
>>8723601
it's hard to tell a class whose favorite movie is Tangled or Star Wars that a guy in love with 12 year olds isn't a pedophile
>>8723608
12 isn't pedophilia.
>>8723581
Did a really shit job actually. You don't open up lolita by talking about the pedophilia, you do it by talking about the language, being submerged into the subjective world of Humbert's brain. That's the hook. The pedophilia is a peripheral element, and shocking normies by opening with that really digs yourself in.
That's what you get for being an inarticulate moron.
>>8723609
Paedophilia is related to puberty not a specific age as children develop at different rates. 12 could be easily be classed as paedophilic.
What program are you taking?
>>8723581
>go to community college
this would be a good premise for a sitcom OP
>>8723581
What the fuck, now people can speak in emoji?
>>8723581
Sorry to break it to you, OP, but only attractive people get away with this kind of shit.
I had this experience in my AP Lit. class a few years back, and the Stacy who did her powerpoint on the same book got nothing less than praise from everyone. I don't know if it was just that specific class or not, but it really does seem like attractive people get away with everything.
My city college English class is just about the same: normies galore. They don't share our (/lit/'s) breadth of literary experience, so anything out of the ordinary will freak them out. That's why I tend to keep my power level under wraps when in class.
Good thing your teacher understands you, and the book you chose. You at least have some hope, and some verification that you did well on your report.
>>8723608
>/tv/ loved it
Should have known here
What is community college?
>>8724222
It's where u go if you can't into HYP.
t. Went to CC for 2 years, transferred to 4 year state uni, now at an Ivy grad school
>>8724233
You're my idol, my dude.
How did you accomplish all that?
>>8723938
no it was because she's a girl
>>8724233
This makes me feel better about being in CC and only being able to afford transfering to a state school.
>>8724233
>ivy
You mean 'suck off academia' training school?
>>8724351
I mean, what'S wrong with getting your gen eds, and then the basics of your major finished for cheap at a cc? Absolutely no one looks down on you for it, it's smarter, and even if your drop out of your bachelors program, you have a degree to show for it instead of 70 credits.
>>8724222
It's where you go if you only want to get jewed out of a little money instead of a lot
>>8723581
You are dumb. And probably autistic.
>>8723581
Is this actually what America is like? I did a book report on Lolita early on in high school and nobody blinked an eye. It doesn't take a huge breadth of literary experience to know about this book either; it's exceptionally famous.
>>8723581
This is why normies are scum desu
>>8723581
Why are you wasting your life doing lit classes in community college? Learn a trade or some shit and read on your own, it's not as if you're learning anything you can't learn alone.
I heard Lolita is pretty crap and is only revered because of two groups of academics:
*edgy guys.
*actual pedos
Did I hear right?
>>8726016
READ THE BOOK
The pedophilia isn't the most important characteristic of it
>>8726016
Read through book, you couldn't get off on it even if you get off on children.
Spoilers bro fuck
>>8726297
In my copy the pages are stuck together mate.
It was bonercity all the way through.
>>8725989
Americans don't read. Like, virtually none of them.
OP here, woke up in a cold sweat in the middle of the night because of this, I irreversibly ruined my image
>>8726297
I got off in the first 150 pages or so
>>8727146
who cares about image, doesnt sound like these people cared before, dont see why they would suddenly care now.
>>8723609
my man
>>8727695
that one girl did :(
well you learned an important lesson
>>8725989
this
I remember my high school teacher mentioning it before and aside from a few cheeky jokes no one got uppity
I think Americans are just a bit stunted.
I can relate on some levels. Am currently taking a few classes at a CC, not enrolled though. In my English class no one cares about lit or writing, they just throw paper around and make meme jokes while professor talks. Whenever I have anything controversial or intellectual to bring up they act like I'm a witch. Sadly that's community college for ya. And for the record, I think it was worth it, Anon.
No less amount of normies in UC... except most of them are 18 and pretentious.
>>8723589
What is he a moron for? Stooping to his base desires for the vague glimmer of Stacy's clit piercings or applying himself to create a report as well as he could without giving a fuck about the cattle worldview of some dumb normies?
You're the real moron here, moron.
>>8728629
say la vee was a joke, but you are defiantly way smartur than me