Who is the biggest cuck in all of literature and why is it Dante?

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>>8723302
Who is the biggest cuck in all of literature and why is it Poldy?

Good thread. I'm happy to have read your intelligent, sensible and well put analysis.

>>8723302
>spills his spaghetti all over himself repeatedly in the Vita Nuova

Don't know anything about Dante or his work, could you expand on the spaghetti?

anyone else enjoys it when anons translate literature into 4chan lingo?

>>8723302
Do you know that Beatrice probably never existed right? He needed a literary pretext. He was married with Gemma Donati and had a shit-ton of children with her.

>>8723508
That's one spicy meatball

>>8723568
was Beatrice the original waifu?

King Arthur

Poor cuck

>chad god

i laughed

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As usual, fiction can't compete with reality.

>be Pushkin
>marry beautiful girl 12 years your junior
>write screeds of love poems about her
>hear rumours she's been getting too friendly with some French cunt
>confront her
>actually believe her when she says she rejected his advances
>wake up one morning to discover French cunt has disseminated a letter throughout Russian high society dubbing you Deputy Grand Master and Historiographer of the Order of Cuckolds
>challenge French cunt to a duel
>get BTFO
>write a letter on your death bed pardoning French cunt of any wrongdoing
>die

>>8724061
>FRENCHED

>>8723302
Borges.

>>8724061
> Natalia Pushkina

More like Natalia Putina, am I right? Jeje

>>8723302
I will tell you after you tell me who is the biggest cuck of all the OPs and why is it you.

>>8724061

The eternal thot, senores.

>>8724956
jajaja +10 y reportado

>>8725052

Don anonimo pe, matese weon ctm.

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He's actually pretty funny reading his tuff in context.

>oh man hell is so weird look at all these people you randomly run into
>whoa is that chad thundercock who stole my girlfriend in middle school, what are you doing here
>oh you're in hell for being a faggot
>wow what a surprise

>>8724956
More like Natalia PUTA DO CARALHO, am right? hehe

>>8725139
kek

This whole thread was pretty great, should be done more often

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>>8724956
>Jeje

>>8723568
>>8723648

If by waifu you mean his anima, then perhaps. But no, she is not the original by far.

Beatrice was his absolute ideal of the feminine, his anima, whom he would go through the depths of hell itself to attain.

http://plato.stanford.edu/entries/god-necessary-being/
Would it be possible for god to create a necessary being that can torture you?

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>>8726536
>Would it be possible for god to create a necessary being that can torture you?

Yes, I'm living with mine. I had offspring with it before I realized her true function in this life, and she probably isn't even aware of it.

>>8723533
i like it a lot. we should make a thread for this. many keks will be hab :-DDDD

>>8726535
sounds like a waifu to me

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>>8723302
Wrath of the People

>>8726577

rip in peace your genitals friendo

>>8724956
JAJAJAJAJA