I'm looking for a little Halloween gift for my girlfriend.

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2016-10-31 21:42:43 Post No.
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Anonymous 2016-10-31 21:42:43 Post No. [Report]

I'm looking for a little Halloween gift for my girlfriend. She's an English lit major, and outside of reading her only real hobby is riding horses. Does anyone know of a well-written novel that is both spooky and horsey?

Emphasis on the "well-written," last time I bought her a shitty book was particularly unpleasant.

Anonymous 2016-10-31 21:47:20 Post No.8678910
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>>8678894
Give her a chocolate bar why the fuck are you getting her a Halloween present

Anonymous 2016-10-31 21:47:28 Post No.8678911
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Anonymous 2016-10-31 21:47:28 Post No.8678911 [Report]

>>8678894
Isn't it a bit fucking late?

Anonymous 2016-10-31 21:49:15 Post No.8678914
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Anonymous 2016-10-31 21:49:15 Post No.8678914 [Report]

Legend of sleepy hollow?

Honestly it's a bit retarded to give her a horse horror book cuz she likes horses

What book did you get her last time?

Anonymous 2016-10-31 21:49:27 Post No.8678915
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Anonymous 2016-10-31 21:49:27 Post No.8678915 [Report]

Try getting her the Legend of Sleepy Hollow.

Anonymous 2016-10-31 21:54:54 Post No.8678928
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>>8678894
get her an audio book of this

Anonymous 2016-10-31 21:55:16 Post No.8678930
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>>8678910
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She's just getting back from her family friend's farm and said she got me a halloween present. I think it's dumb too but she will spaz the fuck out if I don't get her something thoughtful.

>>8678914
I don't think Legend of Sleepy Hollow will be up to her standards. Last time I got her a special edition Watchmen graphic novel and she flipped her shit over graphic novels, literally broke a window and started a fire with it a week later.

Anonymous 2016-10-31 21:57:25 Post No.8678941
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Anonymous 2016-10-31 21:57:25 Post No.8678941 [Report]

>>8678930
>literally broke a window and started a fire with it a week later.
was the sex at least good?

Anonymous 2016-10-31 21:59:59 Post No.8678949
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Anonymous 2016-10-31 21:59:59 Post No.8678949 [Report]

>>8678928
>audiobook
>Wiki synopsis
The book is told from the viewpoint of Joey Peacock, a self-described unreliable narrator and vampire living in New York City during 1978. Joey was turned into a vampire when he was fourteen years old during the 1930s, by his parents' ex-cook Margaret, who turned him as an act of revenge for framing her for theft and getting her fired. While vampires do not age, their natural state resembles that of a corpse, making it necessary for them to use glamour-esque charm to project the image of life and health to humans and each other.

I'd literally be afraid of falling asleep next to her if I got her this.

>>8678941
Let's not discuss base shit like sex on a literary forum, please.

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