>This dude literally lifted up one half of the lake and stacked

>>8665380
Exodus confirmed.
Christians 1, Atheists 0.

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>>8665390
Beautiful.

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>>8665390

That's what alchemists believed and they diligently read Hermes Trismegistus the bestest egyptian magician trying to find his secrets. Unfortunately they are rather late copies and alchemy didn't achieve eternal life or lake origami. You probably need to find the original texts, start digging anon.

>>8665380
Dude, he dammed it. Not that difficult.

>>8665428
>Dammed a lake just to find some grilles pendant
Why would someone do this...
Unless they lived lives far longer than ours...
hmmm...

>>8665390
What verse in Exodus is this mentioned?

>Guy offers 3 sacks of barley to musicians who helped his wife give birth
>Later asks hid maid to fetch them because he's skint or something
>Maid finds music coming from inside the sacks and pockets something
>Some time passes
>Dude gives maido a good beating
>She says she'll report him to the king
>Goes off to do it but gets asked where she's going by her uncle
>Tells her story
>Uncle fuckin whacks her with the flax he's bundling

This is a great story desu

>>8665476
>ends by the maid being eaten by a crocodile
WHAT WAS THE MESSAGE?

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>>8665457
Parting the red sea apparently. It is a common literary trope to have a magician manipulate water

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