Louis Ironson: Well, oh boy. A gay Republican.
Joe Pitt: Excuse me?
Louis Ironson: Nothing.
Joe Pitt: Oh, I'm not... no, forget it.
Louis Ironson: Not... Republican? Not Republican?
Joe Pitt: What?
Louis Ironson: What.
Joe Pitt: Not gay. I'm not gay.
Louis Ironson: Oh. Sorry. It's just that sometimes you can tell by the way a person sounds. I mean, you sound...
Joe Pitt: No, I don't. Like what?
Louis Ironson: Like a Republican.
Joe Pitt: Do I sound like a...?
Louis Ironson: What? Like a Republican? Or do I?
Joe Pitt: Do you what?
Louis Ironson: Sound like a...
Joe Pitt: Yeah. Like a... I'm confused.
Louis Ironson: Yes. My name is Louis but all my friends call me Louise. I work in word processing. Thanks for the toilet paper.
[Joe goes to speak, but Louis quickly plants a kiss on his cheek before exiting, leaving Joe slightly shocked]
>Harold Bloom considers this part of the Western Canon and one of the most important works of literature in the history of language
>>8661895
Why isn't anybody responding to my thread? It had everything. Progressive vs. conservative shitflinging and cheap barbs. Mention of a popular literary figure everybody on /lit/ is familiar with. Sitcom-y and easy-to-read dialogue. The proper greentext format, and an unattractive picture of an irritating and famous playwright.
I did everything PERFECTLY--so where the fuck are my (You)s?
>listening to a fat old Jew who can't write himself
>>8662476
fuck off, you're not fooling anyone with this low-tier shit
>>8662510
>you're not fooling anyone with this low-tier shit
What do you mean by this? Please be specific
Based Bloom
>>8662533
What do you mean by specific?
Bump
Let's keep this discussion going