Who is the greatest author in human history? My top 3: >JK

>Hitler
>Nietszche
>Stefan Molyneux

>John Green
>Homer
>that guy who wrote Undertale

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>>8654108

viper x3

>>8654161
this, great shitpost thread by the way. I hope you get banned.

sage

>>8654108
>>8654115
>>8654121

What did you want out of this thread? Your list is too simplistic and overbearing to be an effective trolling attempt. Yet the briefest glance at this board would assure you that such a listing will garner no support. Do you know this, are serious, and want to display your uniqueness on this board by listing major figures in the pop/beginner side of the medium? If so did you believe that you would get more than a cursory meme-image response? Did you want honest criticism? Maybe a meta-discussion on pretentious examples of the medium? Are you just bored? Please, lets have a good thread on what exactly goes into making a bad shitpost. What are you doing right now aside from posting? Or are you pressing F5 feverishly, hoping for just a little attention? Please, elaborate.

>>8654108
One of these things is not like the others.

>>8654185
and wheres ur list, cuck?

>>8654108
those are mine to

>>8654185
I just want to have an intellectual discussion about our favourite authors. Sheesh, why not go back into Reddit?

Here's the holy trinity of /lit/erature:

>Homer
>Shakespeare
>Joyce
>DFW

>>8654108
Poe is good. The best one can say about King and Rowling is that they're popular.

>>8654347
>trinity
>list of four
awesome

>>8654347
Please leave this board and never return.

>>8654347
Replace Shakespeare with Pynchon

>Sun Tzu
>John Green
>JK Rowlling

>>8654108

>Bob Dylan
>the guys who wrote La Macarena
>Nabokov

>>8654108
So how's 8th grade going for ya?

>>8654194
>too unintelligent to understand why he said
>better call him a cuck

>Dosto
>Joyce
>Cervantes

>Marcus Aurelius
>Homer
>Fergie

>>8654635
>too stupid to read big books.
>insults my age.

>>8656134
>big books
For you.

>>8654108
>kim kardashian
>Donald trump
>Pepe

>>8656134
Big books...god.
For childrens hand maybe.

>>8654108
Foucault

My favorite authors:

>Nigger
>Jew
>Spic

Guess.

>>8656205
Guessings over. I have to go to Hawaii for a six week vacation.

>>8656205
>>8656208

ralph ellison
isaac babel
roberto bolano

>>8654185
wew lad

>>8654121
>that guy who wrote Undertale

I hate to say it but Toby Fox is pretty fucking great. So much talent put into one game. I definitely wouldn't put him as my personal favorite but damn he's good.

>>8656190
>Order of the Pheonix:
>257'045 words.

>Fear and Lowthing in Las Vegas:
>53'676 words.

Hmm, I wonder which is the better book.

>>8654108
>donald trump
>RR martin
>guy who made five nights at freddy's sister location

>>8656414
I don't get your point, length has nothing to do with quality. at this point would be fair to say that short books and long books are judged on different scale

>>8654185
autism

>>8654108
Is Poe a meme here?

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>>8656205
>Spic
>writer

>>8654108
-Italo Calvino
-Francisco Ibañez
-Homer from the simpsons
-Luke Perry

>>8656490
No, the length of a book strongly indicates its quality. It shows the author has spent more time on it.

>>8654655
found the cuck, triggered?

>>8656205
>Baldwin
>Kafka
>Cervantes