Why do people believe all of his lies about his life? https

Necrophagous gossiping, what's the fun of that.

>>8647556
What lies?
>Grr people can't be this interesting because my life is so boring!!!

>>8647562
Fuck nevermind. Sorry OP.
>Ernestine

>He was not enlisted in any army but he was out on his fishing boat with his son hunting nazi u-boats
>His fishing boat had a machine gun
>They practiced destroying u-boats by throwing grenades at turtles

His tendon was from a kangaroo

he killed himself because he was a fraud, not as a writer, but as a human being.

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Hemingway's posturing is what makes his writing so psychologically profound. His attempts and failures to achieve his ideal self are admirable and universal. If you still haven't picked up on this and think people only like him because they want to vicariously live through his safari adventures, then I'm afraid everything he ever wrote went over your head

>>8647843
>You have to know every little detail that I know about the author before you read his books if you want to get the full experience
nice meme

>>8647843
if a text cant stand alone (or at least within a widespread and pre-existing framework) it is worthless

>>8647818
He killed himself because he had a liver problem that was making him go crazy.

he killed himself because he was gay

>>8647868
>>8647892
Not that guy, but how do you not get the themes of failed manhood running through Hemingway?

His magnum opus is about a broken-nuts beta orbiter hanging out with his crush as she gets with everyone else but him.