Your best friend dies. Patrician that you are, you're in

>>8638862
"War is hell."

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"If it's any help, he's in the ground now. Sure, it's bad news for him. But on the other hand, it's party time for all those little worms."

We really wouldn't mourn his death.

"Did death really change anything for him? He was lethargic and apathetic during life as well. But, that's why we loved him. Being a springboard for ambitions must've been happy work since that's all he did during his adult life.

>>8638862
The world has lost a great mind today. I fear we may never recover.

>>8639218
is this Sammy Davis Jr.?

>>8639218

Man the new seasons are a bit of a let-down

>>8638862
"Finally one with the land, the man nobody could stand."

I would write an elegy though. Eulogies are for plebs.

>>8639271
Understatement. Back to Earth was quite fun too so what the hell happened...

>>8638862
"He was a big guy"

he was my bitch, a pal to me. but he is a dead man now, and there is little to be done about that. (starts tearing up) and.. that bitch, was my friend. the whole road, life is a long road, and it winds and bends with time. and time, as we all know, is what it's all about. in conclusion, I say that we should all remember him as he would want to be remembered

thanks

>>8638862
>best friend
You mean 4chan?!

>>8639961
2troo ;_;

At least he doesn't need to worry about his bald spot anymore. Goodbye, blood.

RIP G-d 0-2016

>>8638862
"fugg"

Non fui, fui, non sum, non curo