>make a comment in class >professor begins pointing

Didn't you post this last week?

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>>8637189
lower your ears and express sadness

captcha:to the lighthouse

>>8637198
I think OP is making one of those irony posts.

>>8637221
No I also know I saw this last week, I have the thread saved

>>8637189
>have an amazing literature professor for 5 semesters
>smartest guy I've ever met
>never say anything in class the entire time
>get an A every semester
I say hi when I pass him on campus, but it feels weird. I wish I could talk to professors like other people do.

I wonder if /lit/ have only 3-4 people making the same threads over and over again and the rest of us don't even bother.

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>>8638007
I've dedicated a lot of time trying to ruin John Green's life and reputation, some of which has taken place on here. So maybe I'm 1/4 of that.

>>8638007

>the rest of us

All 5 of us?

>>8638023
why?

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>>8638049
I don't have much in my life and I'm gifted at making pastiches. Really I could have picked anyone but he's just the one I happened to choose.

>>8638049
why not?

>>8638030
There are only 3 of us on /lit/. You, me, and this >>8638023 fella.

>>8637956
You're not special, you can. You're just a little bitch.

>>8638007
Yeah, I never end up making threads.
If theres something I want to discuss I find a thread that's vaguely similar and just derail it so we can have a rare and brief but decent discussion about literature.

>>8638213
we get it, dude, you're a really "strong person"

>>8638080
Thanks for the honest answer. Always wondered what motivated people to make those threads.

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more like:

>course partially graded upon class performance
>be introverted and better on paper
>speak a great deal in class anyway, making tenuous connections
>make points which are at a tangent to the general narrative the professor is trying to construct
>feel initial embarrassment but emotionally callous and persist after realising that English Literature is not an important subject anyway

>>8638100
>not including Kitty

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>>8637189

I had an english teacher in high school who would kick us, throw pens at us, strike us with textbooks, mock, and belittle us every day. He would pretend to forget our names and his nickname for me was "Useless." He also said I had "big clunky farmerhands" because of my Nordic last name and the fact that I do in fact have very large hands.

We all loved him because it was fucking hilarious and it broke up the brutal monotony of high school. He was also very good at teaching english and would go on long digressions about the '68 riots in Paris and Electro-convulsive therapy. He couldn't get fired because he had decades of seniority and was soon to retire anyway. That was one class I always looked forward to, even though he went a little too far on occasion. Professors are too damn polite to everyone, probably because of rampant SJWery.