Describe your favourite book in the shittiest manner possibly

>>8637080
At a smug bastard's command, a qt virgin makes a brave soldier get a mouthful of literal shit.

A safespace in the form of a book for an author to circlejerk by himself.

>>8637080
hemingway

Aging socialite obsesses over a party she's throwing, her ex shows up and after waxing nostalgia realizes she's kind of a bitch.

>>8637194
seems really familiar but i cant put my finger on it

>>8637223

mrs. dalloway i suppose

>>8637159
John Green books?

>>8637270
Yup.

Kant autists around with french aristocrats (not my favorite book, it's also a play, also not pomo)

>>8637164
Nope.

>>8637080
Fog, and close like a book, and smallpox, and street sweeping kid. Also ring of keys.

a massive text that boils down to the day in the life of a cuckold jew

This crazy southern guy bothers everyone and meets another crazy guy. They do a lot of crazy things and the first one dies. There's a dead monkey and live one too.

>>8637404
...The Bible?

...You know, we should make a whole thread like this, except every answer is "The Bible".

>>8637415
not the Bible

>>8637404
>>8637415
I assume he's talking about Ulysses

>>8637134
Gravity's Rainbow
>>8637159
Finnegan's Wake

>>8637415
This dude is on a serious power trip and flies into a rage everytime he's crossed. Eventually he hands his kid over to amuderous mob, and turns over a new leaf.

>>8637450
kek, took me way too long, thinking about old testament patriarchs

Really fucked up shit happens to everybody. Jargon, pet names for kids, sewers... Then the kids grow up and get married. MC drinks a LOT of water, and then dies.

>>8637466
Thank you, my dear.

>>8637080
Can you PM me the answer I really want to know what it is

>>8637467
Haven't read the book or seen the film so I could be way off but IT?

>>8637489
Lol, no

>>8637518
Haven't read any, but is it South American magical realism?

>>8637525
Haha, I love how you guess things that you haven't read. Anyone who has read this book will know what it is.

>>8637407
I haven't read it, but Ivanhoe?

so there is that one guy who sleeps with young boys and another guy who thinks that all the mess which he regularly makes should be cleaned by some woman, one chick who drops her bf because she realized she was sex-negative, so the guy who was ditched gets a lower-class mistress instead but misses the sex-negative girl anyway, also there was that tough guy who later died in an accident...

>>8637467
Blood Meridian? I think people drink water in that

>>8637525
South American here.
Do not recognize.

>>8637080
Confederacy of Dunces?

>>8637534
Not the same guy who asked if it was IT.

the messiah dies and the MC figures out who killed him and his sister, Israel gets blown to fuck and all the jews cheer and he bangs his hot ex wife

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>>8637545
>mfw when my description is so shitty no one gets it

There's a whole subplot with a kid whose dad only takes care of his daughters, and kicks the kid out on the street...

>>8637567
Ben Hur

>>8637570
Haven't read it but Love in the time of Cholera?

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>>8637080
Beta NEET autist robot drops out of college and gets so psychologically unhinged that he decides to kill an old lady to prevent his sister from marrying Chad.

>>8637542
Haven't read it, but To Kill a Mockingbird?

>>8637591
Crime and Punishment, 2 easy

>>8637587
Noap

>>8637445
No.

The Iliad if the plot hinged on one of the Titans having his ass chained to the earth for forever.

>>8637080
Guy decides prison camp is better than boring desk job.

Momma's boy obsessed with feudalism attempts to find a job, and manages to escape involvement with pornographers.

Literal retard makes a friend then promptly proceeds to stop his new friend from getting the girl again and again and again, even when retard gets his own girl. Friend gets pissed and kills the ho.

>>8637728
I think this sometimes. Don't know the book though.

>>8637935
Idiot

I'm guessing the OP is The Tunnel (but I haven't read it).

A short guy goes on trip to a mountain but wants to go home the whole time. When he gets home, he kind of wants to go back.

>>8637341
Voltaire?

>>8637981
yup

try this:
peasant is a damn good housekeeper. also she has an exotique pet, but it dies. she still gets to say goodbye on her deathbed though

>>8637730
Confederacy of Dunces

>>8637728
One flew over the cuckoo's nest

Lifelong autist goes on a journey with the devil to find a waifu

>>8637159
Notes from Underground? (The author and book you spoke of being the protagonist and his diary)

>>8638571
i would say divine comedy if it was a journey with a dead man instead

>>8637600
nope, it is a much better book

>>8638573
Faust, actually.

Dude
hypostasis
LMAO

>>8637080
a guy likes a girl out of guilt so he amends her fucked up situation by just joining that fucked up situation.

>>8637080
Grognard neckbeard falls for the meme; ropes in his fucking retard neighbour. Together, they fight "crime".

>>8638113
Eminem

>>8637080

beautiful losers? or whatever was it called, that novel of cohen

Dude tries to convince you that he wasn't a complete retard as a kid, fails.

>>8638652
Quixote.

>>8638664
Yay you did it.

Debate Me: the Novel, or, How We Finally Got That Autist to Shut the Fuck Up.

Guy lives comfortably, one accident while decorating his new house ruins everything

>>8638675
FW?

>>8638675

Ivan Ilyich.

Comfortable is a strange word to use. His death wasn't nearly as horrifying as his recalled life.

Man pretends to be a caveman

>>8637080
Nausea

guy is indecisive and a generally unpleasant person. He ends up travelling around the universe and meeting god before finally retiring to make sandwiches.

>>8637542
Savage Detectives?

>>8638725
Hitchhikers guide

>>8638725
clearly this:
>>8638771


Not shitty enogh in the least

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>>8638733
><
the waves

>>8638086
It's Le Misanthrope by Molière

>>8638669
The Collected Dialogues of Plato or more specifically Phaedo.

>>8639277
Yes, by Zeus.

>>8637080

confederacy of dunces

this little bastard is gonna die and needs to get over it

In the future, some guy gets caught by people and they treat him great, give em drugs, show him future stuff, nigga hangs himself tho

I think I made it too clear.
So there's this guy and he gets a friend mailed to him as a present from his parents and together they sorta travel and do some close-to-gay shit and are also being completely retarded along the way. Then they do something majestically stupid and the friend dies and the MC just loses his shit and travels some more.
He truly was a moron until the end.

Two generations of brothers are forced to live life as shitty caricatures of two guys from the bible.

>>8640036
East of Eden

>>8640046
Yup, I figured this thread needed an easier one

>>8640053
Yeah.
Here's one from me:
>A guy visits a place for the sick people, expecting to stay for a short amount of time, but he spends years there

Giant list of why democracy sucks.

>>8640057
Magic mountain

>>8640073
Yup, that one was easy

>>8640065
republic

>>8637080
Guy goes on vacation and turns out to be bisexual. Dies because of it.

Alcoholic American fucks a lot of whores in Paris. At the end he considers going back to America.

>>8639973
Brave New World

>>8638711
walden

>>8640085
hemmmmingway

>>8640085
That's got to be miller.

>>8640141
>>8640150
We're looking for books not authors

It's a poem.
King falls in love, bitch dies, he never forgets.

big stupid pretend dentist marries hot chick. she wins lotto and becomes a stingy jew. dentist murders and robs her. dentist dies in desert

>>8640174
McTeague

That's a pretty obscure book for this place

>>8640079
Starship Troopers.

some fucking angsty teen has mental breakdown after almost getting molested and decides he's the messiah of childhood

>>8640179
hah yes very good. And yeah norris is my favorite author.. i was kinda fishing to see if i could find someone that actually reads him here...

>>8640150
Correct, Tropic of Cancer to be specific.

>>8640184
Catcher in the Rye, 2eazy

Arrogant demi-god pisses off real gods so much they create another demi-god to fuck with him. The two become best bros instead.

>>8640245
Gilgamesh?

>Boring guy doesn't care that people died >becomes enlightened
>is executed

>>8640293
L'entranger

>>8640302
bit of a no brainer, I guess

>>8640256
Yeah.

A king's whole life is a freudian slip

>>8637591
Crime and Punishment

>>8638579
maybe next time you let people guess for more than five minutes, devil+waifu->faust wouldn't have been too hard to guess

>>8640082
L'immoraliste

>>8640512
Not what I was going for, but it works as well.

>>8640337
Oedipus, and you didn't make that up yourself.

>>8637080
It's about some guy who goes through life as a teacher or something.

Jew goes crazy over ex-wife when he gets cucked by his best friend, then rambles and writes lots of letters to random people.

>>8640612
sounds like my diary to be desu

>>8640612
DOM CASMURRO????

>>8640621
nope sorry anon

Some mustachioed dude walks around for a few hours, hits a brothel, goes crazy, and then goes to bed.

Greedy fuck tries to make money, doesnt, gets fucked over by asian, tries again, gets fucked over by asian again, gets blue balls from some tsundere girl that pretends shes gay. Eventually makes money, fucks girl. Happy ending.

>>8640612
Remembrance of things past.

>>8640676
also no. as a hint, it was originally written in english, so it's not a translation

>>8637080
american fights fascism, fucks a bitch and dies

He calls it dystopian. I call it utopian.

>>8640010
Gilgamesh

>>8637407
wise blood. one of my favorites too.

>>8640082

Death in Venice

>>8637728
one day in the life of ivan denisovich?

Mountain Jew comes down from a mountain after tripping on exotic plants for years and tells people that they suck and that a stronger guy is gonna fuck em in the ass. He sees some dumb nigga die and some weirdo threatens him.

Twit twit twit
Wallala leialala
Jug jug jug jug jug jug
HURRY UP PLEASE ITS TIME

>>8640639
The biography of Neeetch

Some guy gets cucked by a literal mumbling retard. Also, he's scared of dying

Man gets kidnapped, put back in school tra la la gets made a fool. Two boys start a war of faces. Loser is raped. MC moves in with this girl and her family. Rapist boy shows up, tries to seduce the girl, realizes he'd rather frolic with a male peasant. Night shenanigans.

>>8640870
I'm not even gonna bother guessing I just want to read this

A sad guy doesn't like it that things exist.

Journalist wants to write a book about the end of the world, he meets some weirdos and then everybody dies.

dude weed lmao

>>8640862
ulYssES

A bunch of poor people can't find jobs and some of them die.

>>8640897
Cat's Cradle? Haven't read it in a while

>>8640837
Yee

>>8640839
Thus spoke zarathrusta

>>8640916
Stoner

>>8640936
Something Steinbeck.

>>8641008
yep

>>8640936
>>8641046
Grapes of Wrath obviously

crazy man surrounded by even more crazy men just wants to go home

>>8641089
Yep yep

>>8637407
Great book

>>8639311
Gentlemen, I am P L A S T E R E D!

>>8640838
Close, answer is "In the First Circle" but the theme is similar.

>>8637134
No one wants to guess this?

>>8641401
just tell us

>>8641401
Gravity's Rainbow?

>>8641136
Catch-22

>>8641405
>>8641593
Great Odysseus was breathing on the back of the head of Aias
as he ran and held his speed, and all the Achains were shouting
for his effort to win, and hallooed him hard along in his running.
But as they were running the last part of the race, then Odysseus
said a prayer inside his own mind to grey-eyed Athene:
'Hear me goddess; be kind; and come with strength for my footsteps.'
So he spoke in prayer, and Pallas Athene heard him.
She made his limbs light, both his feet and the hands above them.
Now as they were making their final sprint for the trophy,
there Aias slipped in his running, for Athene unbalanced him,
where dung was scattered on the ground from the bellowing oxen slaughtered
by swift-footed Achilleus, those he slew to honour Patroklos;
and his mouth and nose were filled with the cow dung, so that Odysseus
the great and much enduring took off the mixing-bowl, seeing
he had passed him and come in first, and the ox went to glorious Aias.

guy is rich but lives like Chris Farley in that skit but not in a van. has a friend who likes to make love to a vine-like flowering plant. has bad luck with women and geology.

There's all this dialogue and this kid makes a bunch of money but like other stuff goes on too.

>>8641669
Tom Sawyer

>>8641669
JR

>>8637551
>>8639962
This was my guess, and it just has to be right, except I don't remember there being a passage on human shit?

guy hustles goes to prison hustles more goes to prison again has gay sex gets out marries a rich girl has a child gets divorced and dies

>>8637080

Guy thinks he can outsmart his government. Government actually outsmarted him and "corrected" his misunderstandings about the government.

>>8641228
oh rad. is the author eastern european? if so i might check that out

>>8641738
I know this one, god!!!

1984 :D

>>8638632
Beware of Pity?

>>8641669
Just finished this tonight, J R

>>8641780
nope. It's Russian

a dude just kinda lives with a tropical community for a while then goes home.

>>8638632 The Idiot?

>>8640801
Brave New World

>>8641835
nope

>>8641834
Brave New World?

>>8641834
heart of darkness

people haven't got a lot of options but they usually don't mind

>>8637080
Proust's "À la recherche du temps perdu" I guess

A woman tries to work on a railroad but her brother interferes so she quits.

there's these brand new baby shoes for sale that have not been worn ever

buncha birds be like fuck this nigga and the real g was wise and he be like nah fuk it we finna do it fuck yall feelings and day went n did it found oud day was kangz and shiet

>>8640802
Yes. I think it's pretty accurate.

>>8641748
Alexander Solzhenitsyn. Basically its about a special prison where engineers and scientists work instead of being sent to the real gulag. It's a great read, some serious russian angst but also good sarcasm.

Some fucking idiot drinks and gets drafted, everyone gets shafted, then he marries his waifu even though she got raped and is fat now.

good guy gets a picture of him, who makes him to a bad guy and the picture gets bad to and he does drugs till he rips picture and dies.

A wanna' be poet romps around the provinces and ends up losing his virginity

a businessman buys some licenses

Guy thinks he's a fancy demon hunter. Turns out he isn't.

and chilllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

>>8640761
For Whom the Bell Tolls

>>8642279
The Portrait of Dorian Grey

Hibernian ephemera

donkey tries to eat flowers, but ends up getting fucked by bitch

>>8642667
A Midsummer Night's Dream

>>8640870
...The Kite Runner? No idea otherwise.

>>8640880
La Nausee

>>8637080
The Tunnel?

>>8640845
>I make a load a literary references and then people wank me off forever over how clever I was: The Poem

>>8640953
Correct!

>>8642279
HE WASN'T GOOD AT THE START OF THE NOVEL REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>8642445
The savage detectives
>>8641834
Typee


This guy has a crush on a girl, but his dad keeps getting in the way, eventually his dad dies.

>>8642001
>>8642024

Guess again

People yell walls of dialogue at each other for a while then some roastie fucks everything up

>>8642849
To Kill a Mockingbird?

Dude gets drunk on trains

>>8642616
Corrrect!

>>8642697
rong!

>>8642795
Well he was kind of innocent though.

>>8639311
holy kek

>>8639969
Homo Faber

>>8642849
The idiot?
Every psychological novel ever written?

>>8642667
The Golden Ass by Apuleius

Ian Stewart writes letters to a young girl named Meg with some advice on math and stuff.

>>8642803
>The savage detectives
No, hint: Book takes place during the 17th century

It was autism

>>8642951
Well done, you got it! Do you by chances know any other good latin novels? I read also satyricon, but that's just a fragment...

>>8642960
the sorrows of young werther?

>>8642987
The Gourdification of Claudius (A satire like Satyricon) is the only one.
Those are the only two Roman Satires to survive and the Golden ass is the only Roman novel to survive.

That's it.


>>8642874
Atlas Shrugged?

some weirdo hates the world, bangs a slut proposed by some messed up couple which probably doesn't even exists. And gives him coke so he can split himself and kill his low ass cheap ho friend and write everything down.

>>8643022
>The Gourdification of Claudius
Yeah, I heard of that. Seneca is really showing his philosophical "aequitas animo" by pamphleting Claudius, only to brown nose his future murderer.

By the way, have you ever read Historia Augusta? It's like some kinda "Vita Duodecim Caesares" fanfiction...

>>8642221
The second half sounds very much like Candide

>>8643047
steppenwolfe

>>8643073
that was some sanicspeed guessing abbility! Correct!

Father gets evicted by his own daughters and becomes a rambling homeless man who hangs out with a clown.

>>8643104
King Lear. Easy.

>>8643111
Yeah. Did the clown give it away?

>>8642733

Close. The Trouble with Being Born

>>8643117
Sorta. I know the story kinda from Turgenev's "A Lear of the Steppes".

some super fat ugly stinking rich as fuck guy with a bunch of illegitime sons builds a mega crib, where italian fags try to scam the fuck out of him, while his bastards are commiting suicide, or fucking each other or fucking a bitch ass ho italian slut. Finally this fat asshole rich nigga lets a shitstorm against jews

A spooky ghost fucks up his son's chances at success, but in a good way

>>8637080

>sunset found her squatting in the grass

ASOIAF

>>8640612
That has to be Herzog

>>8643061
>Vita Duodecim Caesares

Closeted homosexual kidnaps a woman.

A knight marries a spirit and then gets a lover, wife doesn't mind but her papa is mad.

>>8643072

Dong ding.

#2. Greenhorn scrub says he'll tell you a story, spends 80% of the book talking about technical shit related to his new job, and everyone else dies.

#3. Old samurai talks about all the dumb, dishonorable, drunken exploits of his youth, ostensibly as an instruction in how not to live, but you can totally tell he regrets none of it and is wistful in reminiscing.

>>8642207
oh sweet lmao he actually wrote one day in the life of ivan denisovich too. check that one out if you like him.

>>8642063
shoot is that the one aboug those baby shoes that havent been worn ever at all and are now for sale?

cant think of the name

>>8640870
Last exit to brooklyn?

>>8642974
my diary desu....

also, any of kafkas works lmao

>>8643151
Hamlet
>>8643189
Silence of the Lambs
>>8642045
Atlas Shrugged
>>8643200
1- Moby Dick
2- Oishi of the 47 Ronin?

>>8643151
hamlet?

>>8643218
It was too long, I couldn't get through it myself.

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>>8641662
>friend who likes to make love to a vine-like flowering plant

>>8643022
No
It's Moscow Stations

MC gets killed by his wife's brothers, wife is pissed and kills everyone in return.

>>8643231
>Silence of the Lambs

Wrong.

an asian dude and a white dude talk about some stuff that may or may not even exist

>>8642874

sounds like Moscow to the End of the Line

>>8643291
The Matrix

A woman hosts a party for the devil so she can be with the man she loves who wrote a nice book about Pontius Pilates

>>8643703
The Master and Margarita

>>8643231

Second one is Musui's Story. I made a read/expected/got once that had Jin and Mugen from Samurai Champloo as expected and got respectively, which I feel is 100% accurate.

>>8643703
>Pontius Pilates
Too easy.

One day he woke up and his nose just wasn't there!

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>>8644053

>>8642728

Nope.

>>8643226


Nope. It's witten by a polish dude.

My favorite book was written by Dante but I bet you can't guess which one.

A fat pig decides to make life harder for everyone else.

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>tfw my descriptions get skipped
>tfw my guesses get skipped too

>>8644111
Nobody wants to guess? Well, I quit. Had it with the fucking faggot shit site.

>>8637570
Les Miserables? Sewers gave it away.

>>8644114
Animal farm

>>8640166
The Song of Everlasting Sorrow?

>>8638113
A short story by Flaubert whose name escapes me

>>8644159
yep

Un cœur simple from Trois Contes

bretty good bro

>>8638662
Catcher in the Rye?
>>8639969
Gospel of Mark? Gospel of John?
>>8640082
Death in Venice
>>8640845
The Wasteland, of course
>>8642080
something by Baldwin or Zora Neale Hudson or Maya Angelou
>>8643266
sounds a lot like some Greek tragedy
>>8643703
The Master and Margarita
>>8644053
That Gogol story


Horny literature professors try to fuck, a book gets hanged like wet clothes by another demented professor, a journalist gets recently orphaned a writer appears and disappears and lots of women get killed

old men talk about diddling boys

The Chinese chimp out against each other again, but this time its romanticized.

Telepathic brown kids get abused, the other loses voice and the other purpose, later on they meet and fuck on their mother's grave

>>8644143
Yes, you got it!
I absolutely love this poem.

>>8644805
>sounds a lot like some Greek tragedy
Well, it's European, so I guess you're close.

>>8643266
The Nibelungenlied?

>>8645091
Bingo!

two bored faggots summon a spirit through a ouija board, he tells them the origins of the universe, but not really because he's a lowly slave that knows jack shit; all this conversation wakes up a demon who sets everyone's shit in order, but he's only here because he's the shadow of an approaching angel who shows up and says who's fucking with my ouija board

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>>8645096
To be exact, Hagen von Tronje isn't a brother of Krimhield...

>>8638655
Kek

>>8644894
King Kong

>>8637080
So all these niggas wuz like,

Wuts rite an shit nigga?
Like, how do we niggas learn things and shit?

All rite, all rite, y'all niggas listen up. I'ma tell you some shit.

Dis be wuts rite an shit foo. An dis be how we niggas gotsta do wut we do.

Awwww, shit nigga, dat shit is off da chain BOI!

Then I was like, "Oh my shit nigguh dis book is like BLAO!"

>>8646284
I fucked up.

"These" should be, "deez."

Ebonics is hard.

>>8637080
Bored guy convinces another guy to cuck him repeatedly. Bored guy's painter friend gets cucked to death. Then the guy who did all the cucking stabs a painting and never cucks anyone again.

>>8644139
Yes! I can't believe it took that long. Fucking /lit/

>>8637391
Any guesses here?

>>8646306
Picture of Dorian Gray. It's the second time in this thread.

Man hates his onii-chan but learns to love him in the end.

The guy's so /lit/ he's saddened by all those plebs around.

>>8646385
Yeah but mine was better.

self-loathing asshole acts edgy and has a kinda shit life

Dude's a broke law student, kills a usurer granny to rob her money and spends the rest of the book having moral crisis and acting crazy, while proceeding to fall in love with a hooker.

an autist transfers from community college and finds a society of even more autistic people who write fanfiction and pretend to be animals

>>8646521
crime and punishment

>>8646521
Crime and Punishment

>>8646522
Your diary?

>>8646526
>>8646529

Bingo!

It's been a while since I've read that book, this is probably all I remember from it.

>>8646508
The second book of Don Quijote?

>>8646503
Faust?

>>8646907
No. Title's more obvious.

>>8637080
Its a book from Irvine Welsh called scum or filth or something like that.

>>8638733
What the fuck does savages detectives have to do with any of that?

>>8637159
Infinite Jest?

Rich American girl gets a bit sad.

Girl can't decide between two men and this ruins everyone's lives.

>>8648187
Anna Karenina

>>8648195
Nope. I suppose that works too though.

>>8648187
Wurthing heights

>>8648187
Idiot by Dostoevsky?

Some dudes spend their days in muddy holes, from time to time looking out, one after the other dies, last one dies because of a butterfly.

GLUTEN

>>8648203
Yep, you got it.

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Guy is totally autistic. Doesn't give a shit about nuthin'. Fires a gun, arab is kill. Guy goes to jail.
Then he yells at a priest and hopes lulz arise on his execution.

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>>8648233
The Stranger.

>>8648236
mah boi right here

Don't let this thread die away!

dudes go to military, marries his rich ass waifu, but gets fucked by his stepson

>>8649130
>Don't let this thread die away!
what part about bump limit reached did you not understand? the thread will die anyway

Guy is sad girl kills herself. Then the laser happens and he thinks hes figured it out. Then he sees the laser in the movie and spends the rest of the book and life hinging on another nervous breakdown