Disney producing "Pirates of the Caribbean"-esque Don

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Disney producing "Pirates of the Caribbean"-esque Don Quixote adaptation 2016-10-16 23:55:36 Post No. 8627168
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Disney producing "Pirates of the Caribbean"-esque Don Quixote adaptation Anonymous 2016-10-16 23:55:36 Post No. 8627168 [Report]

>Miguel de Cervantes' classic novel will soon become a Disney movie
>The studio has assigned the Don Quixote adaptation to screenwriter Billy Ray, of The Hunger Games and Captain Philips
>Disney honchos want the movie to have 'madcap and fantastical' tones reminiscent of the Pirates of the Caribbean movies

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3841242/Disney-producers-developing-Don-Quixote-adaptation-Pirates-Caribbean-feel.html

>get ready for the spin-off television series, video game and the "revised edition" of the book that's "based on the hit movie" and "updated for modern readers".

JUST FUCK THE GREATEST NOVEL OF ALL TIME UP

Anonymous 2016-10-16 23:58:33 Post No.8627180
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>>8627168
>"updated for modern readers"
uh-oh

Anonymous 2016-10-16 23:58:52 Post No.8627183
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Anonymous 2016-10-16 23:58:52 Post No.8627183 [Report]

>>8627168
Why are you emotionally invested in the movies Disney put out?

>>>/pol/

Anonymous 2016-10-17 00:01:38 Post No.8627195
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>>8627168
>GREATEST NOVEL OF ALL TIME

Anonymous 2016-10-17 00:04:19 Post No.8627198
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Anonymous 2016-10-17 00:04:19 Post No.8627198 [Report]

Disney is the actual big satan Islamic radicals claim to fight, they should fly a plane into the epcot.

Anonymous 2016-10-17 00:20:06 Post No.8627238
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Anonymous 2016-10-17 00:20:06 Post No.8627238 [Report]

>>8627195

What do you think is?

Anonymous 2016-10-17 00:34:48 Post No.8627272
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I generally despise raging pepe memes, but this is a special situation.

Anonymous 2016-10-17 00:37:20 Post No.8627278
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Hopefully they do infinite jest and ullyses as well so we can some fresher contrarian memes.

Anonymous 2016-10-17 00:42:20 Post No.8627287
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>Don Quixote vidya
I dunno anon, I could get behind this one. But fuck it if it's a movie-tier game quicktime event game, the more open world the better

Anonymous 2016-10-17 00:48:09 Post No.8627299
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>>8627287

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKZHAmhY_tw

Didn't work out so well for Dante's Divine Comedy

Anonymous 2016-10-17 00:52:43 Post No.8627314
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>>8627299

Please don't remind me

Anonymous 2016-10-17 08:18:30 Post No.8628255
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>>8627168
how do you think the monkey island nerds felt when they destroyed the series?? Please bitch if you couldn't see this coming you don't belong here.

Anonymous 2016-10-17 08:25:51 Post No.8628261
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>>8628255
>Please bitch if you couldn't see this coming you don't belong here.
THE BOOK IS 600 YEARS OLD YOU STUPID FUCK

~~AND EVERY PAST ATTEMPTS AT MAKING IT INTO A MOVIE FAILED SO MUCH THAT IT IS CONSIDERED AS THE INADAPTABLE BOOK~~

Anonymous 2016-10-17 08:37:37 Post No.8628272
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>>8628261
I dunno why. Seems pretty easy to adapt.

Anonymous 2016-10-17 08:40:59 Post No.8628277
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Anonymous 2016-10-17 08:40:59 Post No.8628277 [Report]

>>8627168

>James Franco as Don Quixote
>Seth Rogen as Sancho Panza

Stop being so miserable all the time, this sounds superfun xD

Anonymous 2016-10-17 08:51:29 Post No.8628280
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Anonymous 2016-10-17 08:51:29 Post No.8628280 [Report]

Poor Cervantes. As if his magnum opus wasn't misunderstood enough as things stand now.

Anonymous 2016-10-17 08:53:48 Post No.8628284
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cast it /lit/
got your here don quicksoatee right here

Anonymous 2016-10-17 09:01:57 Post No.8628294
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>>8628280
go on...

Anonymous 2016-10-17 09:05:46 Post No.8628296
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>>8628277
Äaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Anonymous 2016-10-17 09:18:18 Post No.8628306
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Anonymous 2016-10-17 09:18:18 Post No.8628306 [Report]

Why do you care

Anonymous 2016-10-17 09:34:55 Post No.8628317
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Anonymous 2016-10-17 09:34:55 Post No.8628317 [Report]

Let me guess. The knight guy is now a female, her manservant is now black, the donkey can now talk (but only in quips), and the windmills really are giants.

kitty (ID: !kitty/EnNg) 2016-10-17 09:51:36 Post No.8628322
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>>8628317
>her manservant is now black

all the rage of sjw if you dare to make a black servant

i have a better idea - don quixote is a moor guy i.e. basically black, sancho is a cross-dressed girl who fell in love with him but was to shy to clearly express it, and don quixote was too concerned with reading of imaginary love to notice her real one. she suffers when he begins expressing his feelings to a semi-imaginary dulcinea del toboso but eventually everything settles, he realizes the truth, fells in love too and then they marry. so cute <3

oh and they have so real magical adventures too

Anonymous 2016-10-17 14:18:05 Post No.8628737
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>>8627287
I have a book of all these illustrations, shit's pretty cash

Anonymous 2016-10-17 14:21:51 Post No.8628745
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>>8627183
Do you blame /pol/ for everything?

Is you being a virgin numale cuck also /pol/'s fault?

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