I've decided that I'm finally going to get serious

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>>8626688
Le Petit Prince, of course.

>>8626700
I actually have a board book version of this in English and French that's for babies, but whatever. It's simple.

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just watch Wakfu with the english subtitles.

hero malgre tois!

>>8626886
that's way too mean for babies though since it promotes children's suicide by snake

and yes it made me mad, dessine-moi un mouton, damn

>>8627801
https://youtu.be/4AeJCmgr2Bg?t=54s

>>8627815
I always assumed that the snake represented Death and le petit prince told the snake to fuck off.

I wish I had someone to talk to about Le Petit Prince. It's such a good book but it's considered a children's book even though it's an adult book disguised as a book for children.

>>8627853
>– Tu comprends. C’est trop loin. Je ne peux pas emporter ce corps-là. C’est trop lourd.

"my body is too heavy to take it with me..."
the snake was a kind one who helped him with this little problem, he didn't even cry out:

>Il n’y eut rien qu’un éclair jaune près de sa cheville. Il demeura un instant immobile. Il ne cria pas. Il tomba doucement comme tombe un arbre. Ça ne fit même pas de bruit, à cause du sable.

>>8627874
Tu n'as pas besoin de me faire une traduction.

>>8627874
I meant more this line when the snake first meets le Petit Prince.

– Je puis t’emporter plus loin qu’un navire, dit le serpent.

Il s’enroula autour de la cheville du petit prince, comme un
bracelet d’or :
– Celui que je touche, je le rends à la terre dont il est sorti,
dit-il encore. Mais tu es pur et tu viens d’une étoile…

Le petit prince ne répondit rien.

– Tu me fais pitié, toi si faible, sur cette Terre de granit. Je
puis t’aider un jour si tu regrettes trop ta planète. Je puis…

– Oh ! J’ai très bien compris, fit le petit prince, mais pourquoi
parles-tu toujours par énigmes ?

– Je les résous toutes, dit le serpent.

Et ils se turent.

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I always assumed that the bite implied at the end that it was supposed to kill him but he later met the author/plane pilot and was therefore fine.

Hmmm, unless I read that wrong and that the snake bite le petit prince during the current events after he met the author/plane pilot.

Yeah, I misread that, goddamn now i'm mad too.