>pay thousands for fake Amazon reviews for self published

Stop crying about your shite book not selling and tell us the name of it so we can help you or crush your dreams some more

You couldn't get a marketing firm to help for thousands instead of some random Chinese people with a few laptops?

>>8623191
This. You need reviews AND marketing. Not one or the other alone.

>>8623353
this
>spend thousands on reviews for a book
>don't spend any on marketing, so nobody ends up on the amazon page to read the reviews
nice logic there

>>8623130

>not plugging the book

It sucks or doesn't exist.

>>8623130
>self published
There's your problem. Go find a real publisher. If you can't do that, write something else.

What is your book o'pee?

>>8623130

Tell us your fucking book already

>>8624589
It's my diary

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>>8623130

>being rich enough to pay for reviews of your book
>complaining about being a "starving artist"

Tell your local media...

>self-published book is selling decently
>literally nobody gives ratings or writes reviews

Why? I mean, even if it were really bad, wouldn't your butthurt fuel you to submit at least a few bitter lines for the wasted coin? It's not exactly difficult or time-consuming.

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ENOUGH WITH THE FUCKING AUTISIM. Do you realize how fucking disgusting and stupid you sound? And what game are you even talking about ? I think you revealed a little more about yourself then you should have. I understand the difference between metaphor and literal text why the hell do you make it sound like its some impossible feat? I'm geussing you probably have some difficulty with that. I imagined the woods in a very similar way as you this is exactly why the text made no sense! Woods can be dark, depressing and creepy looking but how the fuck does it make it savage , harsh and wild? You can get through creepy looking woods without it being that way. I've been on strolls in pitch black woods before at 3am and never has it been SAVAGE WILD HARSH. ALL IM TRYING TO SAY IS THAT THE MAN SOUNDS LIKE HE HAS NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT HE IS TALKING ABOUT AND GAVE IT NO THOUGHT ANY FURTHER.


You're all a bunch of fucking pseudo intellectuals who think you are so superior and intelligent because of the works you have read and studied but in reality you're all a bunch of fucking assholes who waste your time with this nonsense written by people who also wasted their time on nonsense for the sake of fucking time wasting.
Fuck you all , I quit this shit board, this shit website and shitty literature. It's all useless shit that makes you feel like you're better then you actually are. You're all a bunch of fucking resentful meat bags that judge and curse people AUTISTIC AUTISTIC ohhhhhh I bet you fucks have questioned yourselves constantly if you really are autistic or not.
Go back to reading your marvelous books and shit posting your amazing intellectually rich stimulating posts. Fucking faggots. Fuck you I'm out and never coming back to you pathetic miserable fools.

>>8626001
You're supposed to paste only the second paragraph desu

>>8624715
Maybe it's just mediocre.

You're supposed to post it on Facebook dummy