>2017
>#NobelsSoWhite
>2018
>pic related wins
Mark my words.
I don't think Beyonce actually writes any songs though.
>>8616822
>month leading up to Nobel prize
>'who cares anyway, it'll be a nonwhite minority literal who female'
>Dylan wins
>same autists still need to go mental
>>8616834
Because Dylan winning is far worse
>>8616822
no it will be Ariana Grande as reparations to the Mexican-Americans for the trauma sustained during the Trump campaign
>>8616827
That's why she will get the Peace prize.
Obama got it and he's a lot less peaceful.
>>8616870
She's North-African/Greek.
Pretty much a refugee who doesn't pay debts.
>>8616896
Well she's pretending to be a mexican and I'm pretty sure more or less everyone, like myself thinks she is mexican anyway
>>8616929
Do you even follow her every move?
>>8616834
Dylan's whiteness is a bit suspect you have to admit
>>8617381
He converted to Christianity, so he's absolved.
>>8616834
/thread
>>8617390
that's just taqiya though
>>8616940
American, you fucking mong.
>>8616834
>der Jude
>white
they would given it to Pratchett but he was too redpilled and then he died
Fuck it's actually real.
I thought you were joking
>>8619270
Holy shit.
Whatever happened to merit?
>>8616827
You're being meritist!
HATE CRIME!
>>8619539
yeah once upon a time the man on the street cared deeply about the literary merit of nobels
no 'why do they only give it to people you've never heard of' or 'they should give it to stephen king', oh no
>>8616940
She's right about her whole life being a lie - though not for those reasons.