I met a man named Sobel Who straight up gave me a Nobel I don't

How could you fuck that up so badly?

>>8616810
I could ask the same to your parents about your conception.

>>8616895
Still wouldn't be as insulting as thinking Nobel rhymes with global.

The Swedish man in the trenchcoat
He said here's an awwwaaarrrrddddddddd
I said, "Who asked you to give this to me, my friend?"
And he said: "It was all she could afffooorrrrdddd."
And the man in the old gray sweater, he came running along the shoooooooore
He was askin' everybody he saw, whether anybody knew how to... get to the stttooooorrreeee.

And Willaim F. Buckley was haning out on the porch
Talking to a lame old man who said, "What's that you got there, old friend?
And Buckley said, "It's my torch."
And the Queen of Elizabeth came out with a frown and said, "What's going on out here, my dudes?"
And the old man and William F. Buckley said to her, "Have you got my shoes?"

And in the Garden of Eden there was a man we all knew
He said, "What's in that in the fountain there?"
And we said, "What's it to you???"

And the weird old man in the sky came through
And he said, "Hey there, I'm what's this all about,"
And we said, "Who???"

And the man in the stovepipe hat he said, "What's going to show???"
And we said to him, "What's gotten into you? Is it time to go???"

There once was a man named bob dylan.
And some fuck who thought he was thrillin'
So they gave him a prize
he would come to despise
as everyone thought him a villain.

Nobel prize in shitposting please.