Now that pandora's box is open, i would not feel surprised

Doubtful; the committee is too limp-wristed to hold his book

>>8615752
Even this would have been better than what we got

>>8615752
>cranky anarchist/wizard gets awarded by pompous, uberwealthy Swedes for writing an "opulent mythology of working-class Northampton"
>he spends the entire speech haranguing them about how shit they are
It would be worth it.

>>8616009
wtf I love Alan Moore's Nobel prospects now

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>>8615752

>>8615752
Why is he so weird-looking?

>>8616033

I have left 4chan for r/books due to years of swedish mismanagement and preferential treatment for certain writers and poets holding certain political and ideological views. The situation has gotten especially worse since the appointment of Bob Dylan as Greatest Poet of All Time, culminating in the seemingly unjustified firings of several valuable meme-writers. As an act of protest, I have chosen to redact all the comments I've ever made on 4chan, overwriting them with this message. If you would like to do the same, install TamperMonkey for Chrome, GreaseMonkey for Firefox, NinjaKit for Safari, Violent Monkey for Opera, or AdGuard for Internet Explorer (in Advanced Mode), then add this GreaseMonkey script. Finally, click on your username at the top right corner of 4chan, click on comments, and click on the new OVERWRITE button at the top of the page. You may need to scroll down to multiple comment pages if you have commented a lot. After doing all of the above, you are welcome to join me on r/books!

>>8616058
>tfw you buttrape the invisible man to death

>>8615752
Alan Moore would've been a much better choice to win the award than Bob Dylan.

>The 2017 Literature Nobel will go to Quentin Tarantino for his screenplays

>>8616209
Dylan was awarded for an actual book though, wasn't he?

>>8616223
>The Nobel Prize in Literature for 2016 is awarded to Bob Dylan “for having created new poetic expressions within the great American song tradition”.
Doesn't say anything about a book.

>>8616235
Oh, thought it was that Tarantula thing. That would at least have made some kind of sense, just song lyrics is ridiculous.

>>8616223
>>8616284
>>8616235
No Nobel prize is giving for a book, they are all given by the person's achievement within her or his life. Of course in some cases we know an author is famous for one particular piece, but anyway.

>>8616072
he gives no fucks

>>8616291
Did it used to be? I always hear that Hamsun won for Growth of the Soil

Next year will be Morrissey's autobiography

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bulshit

pic related will get it

>>8616671
>I will RAPE my Nobel Prize! But with love, with love! [laughs]

No, the next will go to Mike Brown or something ridiculous.

>>8616284
Exactly why /lit/ is on fire

>>8616671
oh cool

what he wrote about?

>>8616671
>>8616691
>>8616775
psychomagic rapist

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>>8616691
>i was raping frank herbert, like this! but with love, with love

every time

>>8616075
Believe me, this surely shows you belong to reddit