The girl, i have a crush on, gave me this book. What am i in

>>8595330
>horse girl
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Anon, this is not a joke, this is not haha funny ebin 4chan memes, this is serious serious serious shit. Do not, I repeat, DO NOT (and once more for emphasis, DOOOO NOOOOOT!!!) have ANYTHIG to do with horse girls. There are so many reasons for STEERING CLEAR that I LITERALLY don't have enough time on this planet to explain them all. But please please just trust me that horse girls are to be AVOIDED AT ALL COST

She's obviously trying to sabotage your intellect because you would grossly misinterpret the text without proper prerequisite understanding.

>>8595359
although I dont have personal experience, but the "horse girls are crazy" meme is a legit thing.
Just don't fuckin do it. read the book. thank her. get on with your life.

>>8595359
not op, but i dont understand this. when reading my explanation, take into account that ive never met a horse girl.

but, to me, a woman understanding the connection between human and animal is kinda attractive. that is, along as she actually understands it. no constant pampering or weird shit for the horse. the horse provides you with the joy of riding, so you provide it with shelter, food, and hopefully other horses.

>>8595359
Why. I like someone who likes horses. We're going on our first date soon--what's wrong with a girl that likes horses?

>>8595359
>horse girl
explain your intuition!

>>8595370
Girl got a dog? Fantastic.
Girl got a cat? Usually fine.
Girl got a parrot? Awesome.
Girl got a fucking tarantula? It's whatever dawg.
Girl rides motherfuckin horses?
Fucking crazy. It can't even be rationally explained. But there's something about being raised on stables that turns a perfectly normal girl into a fucked up wreck of a human being. They start braiding their hair a certain way. They start talking a little bit too much about how what their horses are called. Fast forward a couple of years, you get the strangest, most twisted creatures on this dear blue planet.
*ALWAYS REMEMBER NO MATTER HOW NORMAL A HORSE GIRL SEEMS, SCRATCH THE SURFACE AND YOU WILL FIND AN ABYSS OF SPITE AND MALICE*

>>8595359
hm, i dunno.

My name is Phil, which derives from Philhippos, the greek form of the lover of the horses.

I guess iam fine!

>>8595330
judging by ur comma use ur gonna have a bad time

>>8595359
what about horse boys

>>8595368
>but the "horse girls are crazy" meme is a legit thing.
really?

How so?

>>8595405
The term is cow boys

>>8595379
>what's wrong with a girl that likes horses?
this.

i wonder

>>8595405
Couldn't tell you, m'haiti. But of the horse boys I knew one was a fucking moron and the other a weirdo. I don't think there's really a correlation in the same way as with horse girls though.

>>8595404
>judging by ur comma use ur gonna have a bad time
ur bullshitting me, right?

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>horse girl

is this a meme?

Reminder to everyone in this thread to STEER CLEAR
HORSE GIRLS will CHEAT on you, they will be FRIGID in bed, and you really don't think you can compare with HORSE DICK DO YOU (cuz that's what THEYRE thinking about in the bedroom)!!!!

>>8595359
>>8595399
Autism.

>>8595429
?

>>8595427
Yes unless it's passed on genetically

>>8595431
It ain't autism if it's TRUE

>>8595429
>HORSE DICK
i have a horse dick, btw

i mean its sloppy and hangs all over.

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best thread on /lit/ right now

Read Marnie by Winston Graham instead.

Zarathustra is a wonderful book, even better if you have a background in philosophy, but combined with the horse girl meme, it's a run for your life sign worse than having decapitated dolls' heads hanging from her ceiling. Marnie will tell you all you need to know about the horse girl meme.

>>8595444
Is that canvas leaning on the person he is drawing?

Read the book, it's very good. But seriously dude stay way from horse girls.

Listen up fuckers: here's a FIELD RECOGNITION GUIDE
There are TWO types of HORSE GIRL
1) the ugly kind. We all knew that horse girl in high school
The one that ONLY talked about her horses
The one that would start DANCING ON HER OWN for no reason and even though there was NO MUSIC
The one that would talk to you about dreams she had and interpretations of them even though you'd NEVER SPOKEN BEFORE THAT DAY
The one that thought she was a MANIC PIXIE DREAM GIRL even though she watches ANIME and WEIGHS so much you feel SORRY for her HORSE

2) the more nefarious type. Hot horse girls have been socialised to hide their horsiness. So you have to DIG DEEP to recognise them (look out for little hints: HORSE hair on them, an over-presence of HORSEY type clothing, any mention of STABLES) But they are to be AVOIDED, more so than ugly horse girls. These """"women"""" will RECK your SHIT. Are you a HORSE buddy? Well ARE YA? Cuz if the answers NO, then your chances of satisfying a HORSE GIRL are SHOT!!

>>8595454
no, its from mati klarwein.

he was a hippie, though.

>>8595500
i read it already.

iam just performing an act of understandment.

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>>8595330
>he likes a horse girl
oh jesus christ op, I'm genuinely embarrassed for you.

>>8595530
I kinda like a girl who has spoken of riding horses. She seems alright, if a little twitchy and nervous. Is she a Horse Girl?

>>8595359
Horse girls have the best pelvic floor control man

>>8595535
STEER CLEAR

Who is the most Horse Girl-Core writer?

Is it Nietzsche?

>>8595563
anna sewell

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>>8595530
i don´t get it.

>>8595563
maybe.
that turin incident stands for itself, does it?

>>8595610
They are a mix of a crazy cat lady obsessed with her pet(s) and a spoiled brat.

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>>8595621
but she isn´t like that. she is a shy and very warm person. she listens and understands, when it comes to major topics. i.e. politics. philosophy etc.

I think i like her.

>>8595621
>hasn't met a horse girl
it's not spoiled brat, it's the female equivalent of 33 y/o male with anime and mlp decorated bedroom

>>8595563

Robert K. Massie

>>8595418
nope. all the commas in the op are extraneous

>>8595405
Same advice. I truly cannot stress enough that this is not a meme. Stay away

Well, it's a book about horses, so...

>>8595359
I have to agree

>>8595330
Pasta

>>8595507
Legit advice

>>8595507
i'm fucking dying anon

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Remember anons:
If they've been IN STABLES, it means they're UNSTABLE.
S T E E R C L E A R

You need to smash that MF pussy and eat the ass when you fucking bruh baka she sad if she read that shit so she need that dick bruh...

>>8595359
this is sadly true, a horsegirl is no good

>>8595359
I really wanna know. Does this mean I'm a mentally healthy girl for being scared of horses?

>>8596819
It means you're in the clear; just never get over that fear and you should be fine.

>>8595405
Kek

>>8596823
neat.

>>8595810
>3 commas

get over it.

>>8596819
other anon is wrong. Any strong feelings towards horses are bad. You should just not think about horses.

>>8598125
>muh golden mean
t. Aristotle

>>8595330
>she loves horses

Your crush is autistic, anon.

>>8595359
my dads theory is that they're crazy because they're always orgasming on the back of horses.

>>8595359
>STEER
Lolol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDYk80hpMIY

Go for it OP

>>8598135
>golden mean is only Aristotle
P L E B E M A X

>>8595359
This. Don't fucking believe for a second they're not all crazy.

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>>8595359
This times a million. My ex fiancé was a fucking horse girl before the meme could warm me. She was full blown fucking nutso at the end. Luckily I got out in time.

>>8599400
*Warn

I rarely see the horse girl meme on 4chan, but it always frightens me, even if I've never met a horse girl. It's somehow the most disturbing sort of thing I've seen on 4chan

>>8595403
You know what they're >implying
Don't you anon?

>>8595406
I can confirm this. Tried hitting it off with a horse girl my junior year (only because I heard she can give amazing head and had big boobs) but 1 week after talking to her I feared for my life. It's just one of those rules life throws at you

>>8595330
Damn she is sharing big N with you? Marriage material my friend. Hit that pussy raw.

>>8599461
(cont.) Don't listen to anyone telling you not to date her because she is a horse girl. Just think of all the crazy sex she will want to have. And you can have pillow talk about philosophy.

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Every girl I've ever met that was into horses was nuts, but also nuts on the surface, so I'm not sure that they count? Just overly aggressive (no, I'm not just afraid of assertive women) overly optimistic about everything.

I'm not saying induction is valid, but from this, I think it safe to expect any horsegirl I meet to be also nuts.

>>8599461
>>8599465
Horse girls are the epitome of girls with no masculine traits at all. Nietzsche would say do not bang, just like he would say do not bang to some chick labelling herself demiboy or whatever those things are calling themselves these days.

I remember reading about the horse girl thing since high school, that time I think was before I started drinking. I started drinking in 2006

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=horse%20girl

>>8599491
>Nietzsche would say do not bang, just like he would say do not bang to some chick labelling herself demiboy or whatever those things are calling themselves these days.
t. Pseud

>>8599585
>If a woman possesses too many masculine traits, it is enough to make a man run away; if she possesses too few, she herself runs away.
t.Nietzsche

>>8599115
>on the back of horses
come now anon.

>>8595330
Nietzsche was a cuck who got friendzoned by a crazy jewish russian. It drove him insane.
Don't read Nietzsche, read some Carnap instead. Women go wild for carnap.

>>8599597
Salome's based, she moved on to Rilke.
>Carnap
oh right you're gay and autistic

>>8599607
>reads conty philosophers
>I am the homosexual
right.

>>8599611
>reads philosophers who went to Greece with their uncle when they were ten
>makes illogical assumptions when their logical positivist husbandu love is questioned
confirmed homo. even witty is my favourite philosopher is less gay and you know it

>>8595507
pure, distilled literature

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>>8599615
Didn't know that about Carnap, I guess I am right about you.

>>8599623
It's in his letters to Quine I think? it's not actually gay, just the connotation is there when you present the facts Try actually reading between twink ravaging.

APPARENTLY capital letters are a GROUNDBREAKING new literary device specifically designed to describe HORSE GIRLS

>>8599445
Lmao

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>>8599626
>Reading about the personal lives of philosophers rather than their writings on logic

>>8599631
there's a horse girl level of butthurt eminating from this post: did anon get more (You)s than you or are you grill?

>>8599638
>confirmed for not reading Carnap
Most of his body of work consists of lecture notes, letters and photos, since he hated Aufbau so much he didn't allow an English translation til he was practically dead, and he liked writing with/to Hempel, Quine, et al. Or do you just read the books philosophers disavow to get an understanding of their work? That's an even bigger faggot move than actually reading Carnap.

>>8599648
>Hasn't read all of Carnaps correspondence with Quine and Carnap didn't allow translations until around his death, therefore you can't have read carnap.
Please tell me you can see the flaw in your implication? Might want to lay off that wittgenstein for a while.

>>8599659
I'm just saying the likelihood of you having read anything that typifies work he was satisfied with in logic is fast approaching zero, and no repeated application of the Banach-Tarski paradox to your sphere of knowledge will make it seem pea sized at this point. Try to bullshit someone who knows less than you.

>>8599664
>no repeated application of the Banach-Tarski paradox to your sphere of knowledge will make it seem pea sized at this point

Good thing my sphere of knowledge is not contained in Euclidean space.

Congrats man you have read all Carnaps works, I guess you win. You want special medal?

>>8599675
I've a suspicion that you had to look up my trashtalk to get it and then got butthurt enough to not get the joke and that was your best recovery. If autism didn't run so high in analytics fans, especially those who maintain the continental/analytic divide, I'd tell you you're acting like a girl.

Did you hope to just drop his name and have some stranger who'd never heard of him be awed by your supposed knowledge of something they don't care about? Why go for the continental/analytic divide when Carnap's influenced by Kant? Did your uncle touch you when you were ten? Do you need a poker to go with your Popper pictures? So many pointless questions arise from your faggotry, I'm surprised you get any real philosophy done.

>>8599696
>Name drops Banach Tarski by somewhow linking it to increasing the size of a "sphere"
>I am the guy out of his depth
Hint, BT does not give you a procedure to reproduce the sphere.
>Did you hope to just drop his name and have some stranger who'd never heard of him be awed
No autist. I suggested he read a real philosopher like Carnap for his own good, I chose Carnap because continentals are not very fond of logical positivism, I expected an analytic meme not a big guy like you arguing with me about my precise expertise in the area.

>>8599706
Tarski's a major shift for Carnap from the Aufbau period, and doubling the sphere infinitely is a standard fun proposition for Tarski lectures, usually advertised with titles like How an orange is the size of Jupiter. You know, the one shift in his work that caused him to write other books which you fail to mention or notice my hints towards? Let me explain further jokes to you to your level: google Ramsey sentence.
You chose Carnap because you have no idea what Carnap contains, or that "continentals" are kind of a figment of the imagination. You wanted to be a contrarian fuck, and fucked up by picking a philosopher who emphasizes working knowledge is different to truth. In a Nietzsche thread. It's actually painful how bad a choice it was for you, because you could have picked Witty who has none of those problems and seemed like you have more working knowledge and an opposition to Nietzsche or continentals. You're failing at a basic level of memeing. We could be exchanging Carnap memes, but you don't have any besides dropping his name in places you're bound to be found out as missing first the main breadth of his work, then the depth. I gave you room to destroy me with later Carnap because I thought you might take it and we would have a good banter on later Carnap.
>badly_drawn_you_tried_star.jpeg
you didn't even get my practically dead can only be proper practice of deadness when you're really dead joke, man. that's fucking gold

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>>8595330

>Horse girls

>>8599725
You make it sound like Carnap redeveloped his work on his own initiative, rather than getting his ass handed to him by Quine.
I don't know much about later Carnap, or how he responded after logical postivism got rekt by Popper.

>>8599739
Anon, the times Quine handed him his ass are all from the books he wrote after Tarski changed his direction away from the works he completely disavows, and half those times are in letters you thought were just personal stories people should skip over as not anything to do with logic.
You don't know much about the beginning, middle, or end of Carnap.

Why bother to pretend? Why promote logical positivism to OP as "real philosophy" and then a post later want to say "it's not at all because Popper"? I know you like name dropping, but you pick the worst names to drop. Anyone who recognises them is going to repeatedly hand your ass to you for not reading at all. Anyone who doesn't probably surmises you're a pretentious ass by now.

>>8599785
You realise I am not a philosopher right, not even a philosophy undergrad. I am working on my mathematics phd.
As for why promote logical positivism, I think that should be obvious now. It promotes (although not entirely correct see verification) the foundation of science in a formal framework. I think that is a noble ideal even if not currently very popular (Popper).
What do you suggest I read to become more familiar with Carnap's philosophical positions?

>from horse girls to analytic philosophy

>>8599594
>In the back from horses

>>8595330
nag before girl

>>8599802
Kant, Frege, Tarski on semantics, Quine, and Wittgenstein. Then you'll understand some to most of what Carnap is responding to and drawing on from about the 1930s on.

I also suggest you stop recommending shit you haven't read and trying to pass it off as though you have. With basic shit like Orwell outside 1984, you'll probably just be fooling plebs; but with philosophy, you're going to run into people who not only did the prerequisite reading and have training in formal logic probably equal to yours, but whose degree also involves teaching them how to argue any point.
[You're also going to get lawyered even if you read the book, because most philosophy degrees are one part logic and one part lawyering the other motherfucker. It's a discipline where you have to like not just reading and logic, but also contentious debate.]

I'd also stop using the continental/analytic divide if you don't want to sound like an American STEM sperger. The people who get really invested in that in philosophy tend to be dead ends. It's the difference between people who say "it's true, I used logic", and those who say "it's true under system S's logic, and therefore true under system S". Nietzsche is closer to the second proposition with his idea that any so called truth is a function of the prevailing power system, not true in itself under any and every system.

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I was told years ago to never associate with a woman that owns horses. I have never questioned this advice, and this thread seems to confirm it.

Aside from a few notable exceptions spanish literature is trash.

>>8595359
I've dated a horse girl-- don't do it

>>8595359
I was about to disagree but then I remembered my second girlfriend from my High School days. Do not under any circumstances date a horse girl, she will wreck your shit for years.

>>8595431
Nigga I wish, the horse girl I got with was HOT. But she honestly scares the shit out of me now, ignore your dick man.

>>8599115
kek, weirdest thing i´ve ever heard.

Maybe your dad hurt his head in WW2

>>8595635
NIGGA IT'S A TRAP, YOU DON'T GET TO RUN OFF THE PLUG ON THIS ONE.

>>8595635
No lie I dated a girl exactly as you describe. I fell for her hard and turned out she was fucking nutty. Wrecked me for a while. Save yourself and take the advice of others in the thread.

>>8601106
Magnificent post.

Hello everyone, my girl is really into elephants, please bless me with your erudite advice on how to deal with this situation.

Thank you.

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>>8601260
Grab her by the pussy.

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+++OP HERE+++

she wrote me another message claiming, that she thinks her life is over, because a tiny horse couldn´t use her foot to scratch itself, because it wasn´t stable enough.

What does it all mean?

>>8601295
Steer clear.

for anyone who's genuinely curious about horse girls.
it's actually because girls who ride horses will get stimulated vaginally from it. it's not uncommon for their hymen to get broken while horseriding too. sure there are some mental effects that come along with getting off on a horse, especially if they've been doing it since a young age.

>>8601427
they don't have to ride a horse to be a horse girl. you'll see them drawing pictures of horses even in inner city schools with no access to actual equestrianism

>>8601295
You really need to learn how to use commas. I may be showing my autism, but it is painful to read your posts. There is just no reason to even think there might be a comma 90% of the time you're using one. Just do a quick google search. It'll take you 3 minutes to learn it, max. And then peoole won't inmediately think you're mentally handicapped when reading something you wrote.

>>8601467
i am german. and i just use commas when i would use it in a german text as well.

>>8601453
perhaps they dream of riding the stud

>>8601427
what about horse boys? do they get stimulated too? perhaps anally through that horse-seat knob?

>>8595330
>she loves horses
without exaggeration I have never met a sane 'horse lover' girl

no joke, they are insane

>>8595359
Can confirm. Little sister is a horse girl, literally insane.

We finally found something /lit/ can agree on: horse girls.

>>8595359
Gonna chime in to say yeah this is 100% on point. Horse girls are crazy cat ladies + money and a dash of princess syndrome.

Thus Spoke Zarathustra is one of Nietzsche's more lucid books but 2bh his writing is pretty opaque if you aren't familiar with philosophy. He's a little like Baudrillard where if you aren't familiar with his body of work/little idiosyncrasies you're not going to understand shit

>>8599731
Thats called ponygirls, not horse girls.

Ponyboys are my thing though. I cant wait to torture my bf like that.

Forced-memes aside
>tfw no Beyond Good and Evil gf

>>8601820
>Thus Spoke Zarathustra is one of Nietzsche's more lucid books
Fuck off.

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At first when I was reading this thread I thought all of you were full of shit and this was just a forced meme thing since I have never seen a horse-girl meme before, but then I remembered the girl who is dating my best friend.

She is a millionaire who grew up on her family's farm. She loves horses, as well as all other farm animals. She has told me on multiple occasions that she deserves to be queen of the world and that she should kill most humans. She is a vegan and had such bad health problems because of it that her university said she needed to get herself healthy before she could return to school, out of fear that she would die while attending their school.

I live near horse stables. I know there were girls at my school that had horses or went to stables frequently. I never got to know them.

I don't know what to think anymore.

>>8601820
I hope you don't talk like that irl.

>>8595330
A horse girl simply will not do.
I am a garbage and degenerate scourge on this earth. Before the horse girl, though, I had promise.

>>8599407
And fiancée*
Dicknose.

>>8601896
>She has told me on multiple occasions that she deserves to be queen of the world and that she should kill most humans. She is a vegan and had such bad health problems because of it that her university said she needed to get herself healthy before she could return to school, out of fear that she would die while attending their school.

Huh, I think your friend should check mental health. Seriously.

>>8602103
her mental*

>>8595330
>The girl, i have a crush on, gave me this book.
>The girl i have a crush on gave me this book.

FTFY

>>8601796
>We finally found something /lit/ can agree on: horse girls.
this will hunt us forever

>>8602138
bad grammar

>>8602238
You mean 'haunt'?