Describe a philosopher"s teachings in six words or less

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>>8583882
Nothing exists.

>>8583882
>dude forms lmao

>>8583903
*knocks on head*
EMPTY LMAO

>>8583882
*fewer

Retard

DUDE GEOMETRY AND SHIT LMAO

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>>8583899
Dumb frog, that is impossible

Sartre: Life is choices
Nietzsche: Life is the expression of life
Camus: rawr XD

DUDE ABSURDISM LMAO, BE HAPPY

>>8583882

Everything is nonsense, especially this.

>>8583909
*plucks a chicken*
it man LOL

>>8583915
Don't worry it's going to be ok

>>8583967
*shits*

*holds up lamp*
HONEST MAN? LOL!!!

GTFO muh sun, lmao idgaf

>>8583970
*masturbates furiously*
you in my SUN!

wine hon hon cigarette hon hon

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>>8583882

Poor people are stupid scum.

dude ban sad songs and multitaskers

I- Aristotle is infalliable, Bible equivocates.

everything you own is also mine

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Which philosopher do you turn to when you're in need of solace?

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Black Dick

>>8584015
Stirner and Lao Tzu

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Existence exist.
Follow your rational self-interest.

>>8583990
Not really.

>>8584022

>Not really.

Yes they are.

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>>8584022
Rich people are better at literally everything, from health to successful startups,

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>>8584031
Monetary gain is not an adequate representation of a person's worth or their intelligence.

>>8584042
Yes it is.

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>>8584042
It's not a representation, it's a reliable indicator.

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AYO AYO HOL UP
*hunches over*
SO YOU BE SAYIN
*fixes hair*
SO YOU BE SAYIN
*writes three books in a day*
HOL UP SO YOU
*goes to berlin*
SO YOU BE SAYIN
*dumps wife*
AYO WE FINNA
*spregs over mozart*
WE FINNA SOME
*teleologicaly suspends the ethical*
SO YOU BE SAYIN
*repeats*
SO YOU BE SAYIN
*swallows potato*
SO YOU BE SAYIN
*speaks in danish*
WE IZ FREE AND SHIEEET
*painful death*

>>8584015

Paradoxically, I've found great joy in reading Schopenhauer.

>>8584048
Not if it's unrightfully earned.
The difference is simply that one cannot tell the difference between two men, where one has worked for his money and the other robbed others for it.


>>8584046
Not really.

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>fuck off mum!!

>>8584022
my bae

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>>8584055
Doesn't matter if it's earned rightfully or not. The person is still more likely to be nice, attractive, healthy, happy, free of mental illness, etc.

>>8584040
Who she?

>>8583990
My favorite female philosopher, though Ann Coulter is a close second.

>>8584065
>free of mental illness
>happiness is necessarily good
>nice is necessarily good
wew

>>8584065
>Doesn't matter if it's earned rightfully or not.
It does matter. A person who's earned it knows the worth a money compared to a person who hasn't. If you work a shitty job, you know the worth more than a person who just randomly got a ton of money for doing nothing.

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>>8584074
It is if you want to associate with the person. Also all of those things correlate with productivity.

>>8584065
Gee, it's almost like having a lot of money allows you to buy better medical care and stuff

>>8584074
Happiness is as much a goal as is it a destination towards that goal. Whatever makes you happy without breaking the law is fine.

>>8584079
A person who has not earned his money will not be as productive as a person who has earned his money and know its value.

>>8584078
and """"""""knowing the worth"""""""" makes you more moral how exactly?

Can it be a german word?

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>>8584085
Yes. So?

>>8584079
SERIOUSLY WHO ARE THESE GIRLS YOU'RE POSTING

I'm asking for a friend

>>8584049
chiller come back you faggot

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>>8584091
You know the value of your time and energy and how to spend it. Knowing the worth of something is more valuable than knowing the price. It presupposes an entity capable of acting to achieve a goal in the face of an alternative. If you do not know the worth of your own labor and time, you cannot make values about anything or act morally in any way.
Your life and reality is the arbiter of worth and values that makes you moral.

>>8584100
meh who cares look at all that makeup

>>8584097
You're basically saying that rich people are better because they're rich, which doesn't do anything to prove your point.

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>>8584100
Elizabeth "Ella" Freya and Saskia Liefkes. They are twins.

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>>8584109
Yeah whatever homo

>>8584111
That was the whole point of the discussion

>>8584040
>failing to understand the effects of institutional advantages on a person's chances of success

>>8584153
Nothing to say or refute.

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avoid at all costs

>>8584197
He's trying to fall back to the premise that wealth can buy you things (obviously) because his premise that reach people are better in a sense independent of their wealth is fallible.

>>8584074

>happiness is necessarily good

It is. Aristotle BTFO'd silly little Stirner more than 2000 years ago on this.

>>8584224
Rich*

>>8584065
>Doesn't matter if it's earned rightfully or not.
This is the kind of person that stalks and posts incestbaiters.

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Death is not worse than life.

>>8584232
>succumbing to either pleasure or pain is a """""good"""" thing
Wew lad

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>>8584224
Actually I never asserted that they're better in a sense independent of their wealth. "Rich" implies the presence of wealth, does it not?

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pure ideology just kidding, snorts coke

>>8584278

Honestly, all bullshit aside, how are rich people NOT better?

This thread is impressively bad. We're finally down to /v/ level. /r9k/ level coming soon.

>>8584278
You implied that they received benefits independent of their wealth; also, you're construing being born wealthy and acquiring wealth, because the resulting individuals are quite different under each of those circumstances.

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just b urself dude :)

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Quand sera t'il libre?

"He's been trying to figure out the answer to that for the last 60 years!! HAHAhahHAHAHA!!"

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>>8584337

>>8584322
Less frequently than you'd think. Regardless of how the wealth was attained (by their own lifetime of achievements or inherited), those with wealth are better...especially when compared to those without wealth. They are smarter (thanks, money that bought my education), they are more productive (thanks, money that bought my opportunities to perform), they are happier (thanks, money that bought my possessions and distractions from my sorrow) and have more time to devote to themselves and others (thanks, surplus of money that allows me non-working time to indulge in). Rich kids may act spoiled (not always) but they're almost always "better" than slum kids. I wonder if money had anything to do with it...regardless of where it came from (and the level of access they had to it)?

>>8584247

>Equivocating happiness with pleasure/pain

Wew yourself before you blew yourself (the fuck out, nigga).

>>8584324
exactly what i was thinking

>>8584049
Kek

>>8583899

hi there gorgias

Follow your superiors,lead your underlings
-Confucius

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Strife, boredom, will, repeat.

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Theres no right in the wrong

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>>8583882
No you can't; there's no freewill.

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For sale: baby shoes, never worn

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Shh, no phenomenon, only noumenon now.

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Obey famiry, respect aufority, become junzi.

>>8584040
semen demon. who is she

>>8586191

>she

>>8584059
That'd be Schopenhauer

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>>8583882
God is not corporeal.

>>8586178
literally who-in-himself

>>8586166
kek

Cogito ergo sum

>>8586191
Barrién Tut, she´s part of the lost Egyptian aristocrat lineage

>>8586225
>>8586195
cmon boys. just because she has extremely thin lips doesnt mean she's a faggot boy. what's her name pls i need to fap to white girls

t. asian Princeton student

>>8586259
hey man i´m pretty sure you´re a cool guy

The bourgeois should be shot.

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dude anxiety and purposelessness lmao

>>8586574
you forgot the christianity part

>>8584070
Please be b8

Everything is and is not.

>>8586259
What variety of Asian?

>>8584065
>The person is still more likely to be nice
Poor people are statistically more likely to be nice than rich people, actually.

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Vast emptiness,
nothing holy.

Also kungfu.

>>8586868
the good kind

>>8587828
>the good kind
You mean the kind that realizes that they'd make a better trap than man?

>>8587847
sure, but i like white women. now what's her name?

>>8587208
How the fuck can you statistically measure 'niceness'?

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>>8587890
Not telling you :^)

>>8587828
Your answer does not help me. I want to masturbate to you masturbating to white women and realism is very important to me.

I guess I'll just imagine you as a Chinese meme Asian

>>8587930
jokes on you, i found her on google images u fucken cuck

gonna jerk to this white goddess now

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>>8588250
Fuck u m8
When we colonize Asia again, we gun make all you fuck boys look like pic related

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>>8583882
dude lsd lmao

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>>8583882
people have to eat monarch dick

>>8584050
You absolute fucking idiot

>>8583882
life is meaningless but it's ok

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Science = bad, looking at looking = good

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Things hidden, not how they look

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Kill you to see if you're me

>>8588666

No u, u stuped faget.

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Just, like, chill my dude.

Fuck you, got mine.

>>8583919
Kek

>>8588666
Satanic trips don't lie

>>8589298
Ayn Rand?

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let go of everything, its pretty chill and cool guys

All philosophers before me are cowards

>>8589543
Kierkegaard

>>8586217
sum ergo deus est

>>8584015

Plato and Nietzsche. Mostly Nietzsche, he's a great psychiatrist in a sense, though wouldn't like the sound of that.

Try to be a good person

>>8587208
Aren't there are also a fuck ton more poor people than rich people?

I don't think those measurements will add up quite right son.

>poor people trying to make themselves look good

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Some people can't sex cuz 2ugly.

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NUH uhhhhh, Communism would totally work if not for the bourgeois.

>>8583882
>or less

Why the fuck are you on /lit/?

>>8589028
Also: moral action is rational action.

>>8583882

I am a huge fucking faggot.
>t. OP

>>8586120
Life sucks, drop out.

>>8583882
I love striner, but how much is his rambling just empty bullshit? Is there anything deeper to him? He doesn't expound on anything.

Like in The Ego or whatever it's just him yelling at spooks for 30 pages. Y?

>>8592547
but the entire field of philosophy is built upon circlejerking upon simple ideas when the point should be to make it as simple as possible.