>travel to Mexico >trying to live the literary lifestyle

Talk to her

>>8581354
>travel to Mexico
>get beheaded
FIFY

>>8581354
He's very good.

Sabbath's Theatre and American Pastoral are great. Portnoy's Complaint is funny.

>inb4 Jew
I'm not

She wants you to transform into a giant breast

Also you may be onto a winner if she can actually appreciate Roth instead of making the usual stupid complaints about his depictions of women

>>8581354

alright friend, mexican anon here who gets pretty much all his lays from latina artsy chicks.

don't lie and tell her you're familiar with him, tell her a half lie: your friends have been mentioning him as a possible nobel winner this year, and have been recommending him to you but you haven't gotten around to reading anything by him. this establishes that you have friends, and that you don't hang with idiots, and more importantly that you aren't artistic. namedrop an author you are acquainted with and then ask her what book of roth she recommends the most. when she reccs ask her if she can maybe lend it to you and there you have almost established a date.

nvm guys just found out john green trolled us all and actually quoted philip roth as an introduction

i've been meme'd.

hard.

gonna kill myself now.

let this be a lesson to you all of this man's subtle destruction of literature

>>8581383
autistic**

>>8581354
Tell her that with jews you lose

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>>8581387
what have you done

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>>8581387

>>8581354
>thinks roth would quote himself at the start of his own book

>>8581362
Anally and vaginally