I need to create a short ballad by tomorrow but I can't

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2016-10-04 03:18:26 Post No. 8581179
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Anonymous 2016-10-04 03:18:26 Post No. 8581179 [Report]

I need to create a short ballad by tomorrow but I can't think of anything that isn't pure garbage.
Can someone pitch me an idea or two.

Anonymous 2016-10-04 03:22:52 Post No.8581199
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Anonymous 2016-10-04 03:22:52 Post No.8581199 [Report]

a fat minstrel is trying to get his lute enlarged for it to be appropriate to his own girth

Anonymous 2016-10-04 11:50:21 Post No.8582189
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Anonymous 2016-10-04 11:50:21 Post No.8582189 [Report]

>>8581179
The Ballad of Brangelina
Plenty of material to work with there, and somebody has to do it

Anonymous 2016-10-04 12:16:14 Post No.8582249
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>>8581179
Just steal a story and rewrite it nigger. Change a few names. Greek drama, folklore, other ballads, there's a shitload of stories to steal.

Bosting ballads for insbiration
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cBGkhPx529g

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UAvZrBEkImw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HSFVW1LDpOs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJIKcfKdBUI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b8MV_vp2y2w

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bqYHwZzE33U

Anonymous 2016-10-04 12:21:37 Post No.8582259
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Anonymous 2016-10-04 12:21:37 Post No.8582259 [Report]

>>8582249
>no Tom Waits

FUCK you

Anonymous 2016-10-04 12:39:03 Post No.8582285
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>>8582259
>fake hobo is good

Anonymous 2016-10-04 12:46:26 Post No.8582302
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>>8582259
Tom Waits is based but his best songs aren't ballads.

I still think Townes is the burger ballad basileus

Anonymous 2016-10-04 13:06:50 Post No.8582340
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>>8582322
Fake hobo is a better actor than singer, that's the discerning person's opinion.

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