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Why are poets always faggy douchebags?
>Shelley - abandoned his wife and kid, tipped his fedora so hard that he was kicked out of Oxford
>Byron - fucked his sister, hated Jews
>T. S. Eliot - so smug that he renounced his US citizenship and became a monarchist
>Pound - so anti-semetic that the Nazis thought he was crazy, loved Mussolini even though he was a degenerate weakling
>literally every slam poet - dumb art school students who would join the Khmer Rouge if their parents disapproved
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>>8521066
>implying any of those things are easy
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Also:
>Homer - made the foundation of western literature out of gay nationalist fanfic
Plato was right
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>>8521073
>iliad
>nationalistic
Hector is the best man of them all and hes a Trojan.
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>Blake - carved prints all day while fucking his wife and dancing naked together in their garden and rejecting the Fall
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>>8521066
>Li Bai - Wandering drunk that accomplished nothing beyond talking to the moon and fucking courtesans
On second thought that seems pretty based.
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>>8521081
If you view the Iliad through modern lenses, that is.
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>>8521066
>Byron - fucked his sister
*HALF*-sister.
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>>8521066
Everything you wrote actually sounds pretty based
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>>8521092
Sounds like he was living the life.
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>>8521066
wtf this thread makes me want to be a fight douchebag now
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>>8521171
*faggy
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>>8521081
the best man is my nigga Diomedes
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