They're auctioning Truman Capote's ashes in Los Angeles next week, the bidding starts with two grand.
Tell me, /lit/. What would you do with Truman Capote's ashes if you won it? Or hell, whilw we're on the subject, whose ashes would you like to own from the literary canon?
>>8514664
I wish I could have Sylvia Plaths ashes so I could eat them so that our bodies are forever one
>>8514664
I'd fucking smoke them with the stickiest icky fathomable and get maaaad whacked out of my gourd with Capote's ghost, obviously. This is really the only valid answer.
Try to glue the ashes back together and get a life size Truman Coopote
>>8514664
Anne Frank's
>>8514686
It'd be difficult seperate her ashes from the others
Is "Other Voices, Other Rooms" any good?
Pour them into my underwear and walk around all day with them.
>>8514664
I'll snort them before a writing session.
Sell them to some retard who'd pay at least a couple of grand for them. Same with any other famous person's ashes.
>>8514698
starts out strong but the ending is a bit weak
worth reading as one of the primary texts of the southern gothic genre tho
>Valuing the remains of dead people
Sure is spooky in here