>he uses correct punctuation and capitalization when

>>8513882
>he deliberately uses bad punctuation and capitalization so people won't think hes a fag

I do both depending on the thing I am responding to

>>8513923
>he assigns value to the status of being a fag

>>8513923
nigger lover

>>8513932
>he has opinions involving like and dislike

>>8513936
bet your a CHI

>>8513939
>he uses inscrutable acronyms to indicate in-group status

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>>8513946
its like you arent even addicted to /int/ or something

>>8513955
I got a nice GET on /int/ once. It's a pretty good "international memery" spot. It's fun to post on when you're visiting a small country and have a rare IP address.

>>8513882
What the fuck, man.
I just fell off my chair because I couldn't - and can't - stop laughing. Oh my god.
This is a shit.
A big one.
A great one, even.
Congratulations.

I actually dislike being proper in texts.

When I get a text divided into a sentence or a few, with proper punct. and capitalization--i.e., being unnecessarily formal in an informal form--I usually think that 1. this person is not my friend, and 2. we probably have nothing in common.

Hell, seeing a "well-written" text message just kind of irks me.

On 4chan, i don't give a shit either way.

>>8513882
Go to bed McCarthy.

>>8513991
you sound autistic

>>8514002
you've never gotten a semicolon in a text and just been like..."really???"

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>He doesn't show his best behavior on the site he spends most of his time in.
It's alright kouhai, you'll stop alienating yourself from the things that make your life eventually.

Maybe.

>He uses "he" as the default pronoun
Wew

>>8514038
>>>/t/umblr

>>8514241
>he got trolled

>>8514008
i write so much that it seeps into my texts

>>8514248
she*

>>8513882
>anybody posts on this site ever

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>>8513923
>he gets BTFO in the first post

>He doesn't use correct punctuation and capitalization only because of an arbitrary rule on greentexting.

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he doesn't know who he's quoting

>>8514264
Are you also petite and white and in your 20's?

>>8514292
who the fuck are you quoting

>>8513991

Kys pseud.

Go back to Tumblr with your love of stream-of-consciousness.

>>8514292
>>8514489
>he uses 'who' when he should use 'whom'

>>8513882
>he posts something vague yet condescending and thinks that makes him smart
biggest indicator of a pseud t bh

>>8514665

>>8513882
Who's the girl?

>>8514738
amy adams from catch me if you can

i think she has a cute lisp

>>8513882
Who is this qt?

>>8514529
>>8514682
said the pseuds

>>8515276
spoken like a true pseud

>>8513882
All of the most memorable posts I've come across on /lit/ were written using correct punctuation and capitalization.

>>8515271
She's from the movie catch me if you can

only in internet fights

>>8515271

What is wrong with you? Your question is literally asked and answered in the posts immediately before yours.
Oh nvm you're just OP doing a self-bump. Re-evaluate your life all the same.

I type grammatically correct here and in my texts except I omit the final period of the last sentence

>>8515329
t. pseud

>>8515417
you sound autistic

>>8515344
you're missing out t bh

>>8515430
I'm just answering the OP, but this is a pretty autistic thread in general desu. Sometimes I think I'm too normal for 4chan but too autistic for real life

i always type all lowercase, i also overuse certain abbreviations like idk, desu, etc
proper capitalisation has a different tone to it and feels weird to me. this is the specific tone i aim to convey

>>8513882
I want my dick in her mouth.

>he dresses his ideas for success

>>8515344
This is literally true for every single thing on the internet.

Never once have I read something worthwhile that was written in all lower case with shit grammar and punctuation.

I Begin By Typing Out A Normal Sentence Revise It A Coupla Times Send It To My Publisher Have It Compared To The Latest Twitter Artists Remove My Punctuation Periods Etc Etc

>>8513882

I love Catch Me if You Can