I became an avid reader like three months ago and I can't

thanks friend, i was thinking about this meme a few days ago, and couldn't remember it well enough to google for it

>>8510626
holy.....i want more

>>8510626
Where did you buy that Pepe?

what books are you currently reading?

>>8510626
Pepelicious... Memetastic...
This is the dawn of our art, ladies.

This is immensely helpful, thank you.

>>8510626
Thanks for the advice, friend

>>8510626
is this /lit/'s greatest contribution to culture?

>>8510626
Same as you, but here's how I did it :

-Never hang out with other people

-Do nothing meaningful with your life

-Maintain a solitary and boring lifestyle for several years

You'll be absolutely addicted to reading in no time !

>>8510626
>>8510761
Also, regarding this quote :
>Read various books at the same time
That is some tremendously awful advice. A book is best appreciated when it has the reader's full attention for its entire duration. It's how books are meant to be read. Nobody can truly enjoy a novel if they're constantly switching to something completely different and ruining the mood.

>>8510761
my method as well

-feel very competitive
-feel depressed when you finish a book you liked so you start a new one soon

>>8510766
I mean you do it every day, you read stuff online or in magazines or wherever and then go back to reading. I wouldn't recommend reading multiple novels at a time, maybe a short story collection/poetry/light or short non-fiction.

>>8510665
i'm liking this new meme
keep it up JRposter

>>8510771
>feel very competitive
I'm very competitive at times with really autistic things, but reading isn't one of them. I just read because it's the only thing I can do all day every day and not get tired of doing.

>feel depressed when you finish a book you liked so you start a new one soon
Oh god, I know this feel so well. It always feels like it's going to be a rewarding accomplishment when the book is finished, but then it's only emptiness.

>>8510775
Yeah, I guess that's fair. But it's bad to advise people to do this. A novel is something that demands dedication.

>>8510746
Possibly the best contribution to 4Chan in general.
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32 years old

I only read in public transportation (subway, bus, trains) or while waiting in public places like banks.

I read about an hour and a half per day from monday to friday.

I am close to finished The Savages Detectives, i am in the part with the Spanish lawyer who quotes in latin.

Seeing the remaining pages get thinner and thinner depresses me, it is like watching a slow death.

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>drink wine
>smoke cigarettes
>wear 50 year old unwashed clothing
>never shower
>never go outside
>on occassion use psychedelics and dissociatives
>tell small children how depressed they will be when they grow up
>remain celibate
>if you start to feel something that resembles happiness, remind yourself how shitty everything is and read more.

But actually, nicotine/alcohol gives me a better attention span while reading. The experience is better with a few drinks and some cigars, cigs, or a can of dip.
Ive also noticed the more depressed i get the more i read.

thanks for the tips

Thanks OP. Ive been trying

>>8510626
Stop this

>>8512138
Stop what

REMOVE WHITE NATIONALIST SYMBOLS FROM MY LIT

>>8510626
holy...i want more...

>>8511755
wow dude you smoke? That's so fucking literary haha I wish I could move out my bitch mom won't let me smoke haha

haha ok

wtf i love book now