O /lit/, has it ever occurred to you that the reason we're still talking about Harambe is comparable to the reason we're still talking about Achilles? That is to say, had Harambe lived a normal, long life he would have been unknown and/or quickly forgotten, but since he died a violent, premature, unjustified death, he has attained kleos--eternal, immortal glory. Please respond in dactylic hexameter when possible (this is a literature board, after all)
>>8503688
Alas, poor Harambe! I knew him, Horatio: a fellow
of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy: he hath
borne me on his back a thousand times; and now, how
abhorred in my imagination it is! my gorge rims at
it. Here hung those lips that I have kissed I know
not how oft. Where be your gibes now? your
gambols? your songs? your flashes of merriment,
that were wont to set the table on a roar? Not one
now, to mock your own grinning? quite chap-fallen?
Now get you to my lady's chamber, and tell her, let
her paint an inch thick, to this favour she must
come; make her laugh at that. Prithee, Horatio, tell
me one thing.
#dicksoutforachilles
>>8503688
>Harambe
Who?
>>8505072
What in the name of Jesus...
>>8505072
Wtf is this and why are most of them deleted. Did you quote every post from a huge shitposting spree or something?
>>8503688
But heroic deeds and achievements are required for kleos, Harambe did nothing but die while Achilles also lived an extraordinary life.
harambe jokes
are not
will never be
and have never been
anything close to funny or entertaining
theres literally no other way to put it