>lend a book to a friend
>two months later, he returns it with notes scribbled in it
>mfw
Send him an invoice
>>8482085
and what is the book
>>8482174
the diarhea of anne frank
Don't lend a book with any expectation you'll ever get it back. Every time I hand a book off, I consider it a gift. Then if against all odds it does come back to me, it's like I'M receiving a gift. Comme ci comme ça.
>>8482181
Or you know, find real friends?
>>8482211
>books are an important and valuable economic asset
kys
>lend book to a friend
>she lends it to her friend
>>8482803
>friend
>she
topkek
>>8482188
What
be my friend?
stupid materialists in this thread
>lend a book to a friend
>his wifes son ruins it
>implying any complete text isn't arbitrary
>>8482802
>I consider people who have no care or respect of my belongings to be "friends"
Dumb cuck poster.
>>8482085
He's not a friend. Kill the fucker, and mount his severed head outside your library as a grim warning to all.
>>8482085
He provided you a free service of Book Handling, and you respond with blackest ingratitude? For shame!
http://www.english.txstate.edu/cohen_p/irish/O'Brien.html
>>8482085
>lend a book to a friend
>they want to be a writer
>they don't find anything except YA fantasy interesting
>can't read anything else because it's "boring," no comment on actual content or why it's boring
>gave him Stephen King's Roadwork, enjoyed it until he said he dropped the book and saw the last page by accident
>just found Brothers Karamazov boring
>now says he enjoys Invisible Man, I'll see what happens
>>8483921
>friends
>muh ffffrriends
>either lifelong best friends or complete strangers, no middle ground ever
>complete stranger => might as well be enemy, fucking dumb shallow cunt who BETRAYED ME
negative zodiac sign detected
>>8486695
>they don't find anything except YA fantasy interesting
>lend a book to a friend
>friend
What are you doing with your life?