confessions
I still re-read the harry potter books at some point throughout the year. Not all of them, but one or two just for the nostalgia
My friend and I were bored and we wrote some canon for harry potter after the events of the last book.
I think its much better then the actual canon they used. Thats not saying much and I dont think its great but its better
I have no problem being a virgin, the only problem is the older I get the weirder it seems to others
I love you, Tibor. Something burns me on the inside when I remember that we'll never be together.
>>8472036
I just dont ever bring it up. The only person who teases me about is my friend who's had like 4 GFs and theyre all crazy
not even kidding, like actually fucking insane
>>8471972
>watch tuck everlasting on tv last week
>holy shit I havent scene this movie or read the book in ages
>watch the movie, then find the book and re-read it
>forgot how the ending gave me almost no closure and left me feeling hollow
>want to know if the Tucks will ever die and if jesse will be with winnie ever again
>think about emailing the author and asking, thats how much it bothered me
>turns out she's 84 fucking years
>could drop any day
>still contemplating doing this, odds are I wont even get a response but I want to
>im a 22 year old male
>>8472082
didnt the tucks mention they will live "until the end of the world" or something like that?
Iid imagine they have to die at some point
>>8472082
DO IT
>>8471972
I dont actually write anything. I just come here for recomendations on books
>>8471972
I unironically dislike ulysses
>>8472585
I don't write or take reccs from here. I just look for authors I'm familiar with and get annoyed at peoples opinions. I also come here to create an unrealistic standard of knowledge and literariness for myself.
I read twilight on a dare and secretly enjoyed it. Then I raided my little sisters book collection.
The lovely bones was pretty good, the book thief I enjoyed, I couldnt finish the sisterhood of the traveling pants
>>8471972
I enjoy booksfor the plot
I masturbates.
I'm on /lit/ more than I read.
>>8471972
>crushing on this girl in one of my glasses
>get to know her pretty well, want to seem like a nice guy so im waiting for a chance to show her
>a ride to school, pay for book, help her if her car breaks down, jesus throw me a fucking bone here
>one day she asks if id like to meet a friend of hers for "maybe like a date"
>really dont want too but i'm sick of waiting in this bitch and if anything it might get us closer
>scope out the restaurant, see a very stereotypical tumblr girl (complete with the dimple piercings, nerd glasses, and 80 pounds on her gut)
>nope out the back because fuck that, on the way home realize shes going to tell the hot one and ill be in deep shit
>text hot girl and say "OMG im sorry I cant make it, I blew a tire on my car"
>she doesnt believe me and wants proof
>slash one of my own fucking tires and send her a pic
>"oh wow..ok ill text tumblr bitch, sorry about that"
>tumblr bitch doesnt want a second date
>I have a date with the hot one for at least "giving tumblr girl a chance"
>mfw crisis averted
>>8472740
Beta doing beta things, friendzone at best. Distant stalker at worst
I think my family doesn't know if I'm reading a book on my tablet or I'm surfing a website anymore. So they think I'm a big reader.
I had used to get embarrassed about reading Romance novels. But I realized that no one is going to care if I read Romance novels and not act like a creep over the titles.
At least someone could get a laugh over me reading rewritten fanfiction on Goodreads.
>>8472829
>So they think I'm a big reader.
Always get embarassed when my family say shit like "he's always reading". I mean sure, I read more than them but I don't read nearly enough for them to be saying that stuff.
I go on /lit/ to humor myself, on all of the idiocy. People who try hard to appear not try hard; and those who try to appear like they are appearing as though they are try harding not try harding but really are try harding at not trying at all.
>>8472829
I dont get embarrassed anymore. People reading now are considered "hipsters" or "try hard nerds" so ill read what I damn well please
Im a sucker for mystery thrillers even though most of them are the same
>>8471984
He looks like Stoner