>first day of philosophy class >professor pronounces "Neichze"

>taking a philosophy class
You had it coming

some pastor in this church lesson called him "neachy" and then tried to use his quotes against him.

"Neachy was a huge atheist, let me tell you why he actually hated himself and was just angry at God the whole time..." nearly shit myself tbqhwitcha

>first post on /lit/
>spells "Nietschez" as "Nay-ché"

>>8468714
>first post on /lit/
>spells Nietzsche "Neichze"

In all seriousness if you're pronouncing anything outside of your native language it's ok to be incorrect. If you want, tell them how it's properly pronounced. Otherwise stop being such an autist.

I say /ni:tʃ/, because the schwa needs to be dropped in English.

>>8468714
could just be dialect

>>8468757
Dialect of not being a native German speaker.

It's nitch-key, like the football player.

>>8468714
>Neichze
That's a new one to me.

NEETs + sha (as in "share")

>>8468846
Awful, awful bait.

>>8468714
KNEE-CHA
Cha like Chair
Knee like Nee

>first day of philosophy class
>professor pronounces "Kant" as "Kant"

wtf

>>8469221

The professor was a real "kant"

>>8468714
>first day of philosophy
>Nietschez
wut

>>8468890
If you want to sound like an American trying to speak German, yes.

>>8469188
This.
It's just knee-cha. you're speaking English, speak English.
Nietzsche - knee-cha
Camus - Cam-you
Nabokov - Na-BOK-uff
Sartre - just don't fuckin talk about him

>First day of Chinese History class

>Pronunces Sun Tzu as Son Zoo

>>8468737
>First 100 posts on /lit/
>Can't tell an obvious shit tier shitpost

Kys newfag

>>8468757
/thread

>>8469551
why not

>first day of philosophy class
>prof. invites Peter Singer to talk

JUST

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>first day of origins of modernism class
>professor pronounces "van gogh" as "van guck"

>mfw he was actually right

>>8469594
>Cam-you
It's Cam-i, with i like in ''will''
>Sartre
'Sa' from 'sad', r, then 'tr' from 'tranfusion'

neet-she

>>8472168
>"van guck"

That's wrong though.

German here. Correct would be (read as english): Neet-che.
Che as in check.

>>8473119
I'm Italian and that's how I've always pronounced it

>>8473149
Spaniard here, same for us.

>>8472653

No it's not.

Are you american?

>>8473185
did you even need to ask?

>>8473185
if it's Austrian german, it would rhyme with Van Cough, except the last sound would be more of a ch, but not quite.

>>8473213
>Austrian German
???? Why would this be relevant?

>>8473213
>Van Gogh
>Van
It's Dutch you plebeian. Like Ludvig Van Beethoven.

>>8468714
I only know how to pronounce Neitchze because of Monty Python

>>8472197
No its Sar like in Sardines and Tear like in I'm going to tear you a new asshole.

>>8472197
And its Camoo like the noise your fat cow mother makes.

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In that episode of the Sopranos where AJ discovers Camus and Neitzsche everyone pronounces it "Nitch" and then there's this one dude who shows up and is like "You're saying it wrong, it is NEETCH-EE" and then he begins to talk about Neitzsche becoming crazy and then recommends AJ reads "Sar-truh"...................................................................................................

>>8473335

No, it's Camus like Shamus but with a k.

>>8473361
No its Camus like Came then Whose without the e.

>>8473366
no its not!!

>>8473338
Speaking of Nietzsche becoming crazy... I started reading crime and punishment and realized Nietzsche did the same thing as the kid in the book. He hugged some horse then went crazy.

Crime and Pinishment came out before Nietzsche did that. You think it's connected?

>>8473371
no its "knot".

>>8473269
Ummmm Ludvig Van Beethoven was black. Racist and sexist much?

>>8473334
sarteer? you gotta be b8ing
I hope you are

>>8472168
That's wrong. You got fucking scammed.

>>8473392
Its Sar-tree.

>>8468714
I thought it was neet cha

>>8473185
>>8473213
please stop you're killing my language and culture

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>>8468714
This is some quality level bait here my friend, 10/10
Probably because around September the demographics level out back to normal
Missed you /lit/

I just call him "neech" and damn anyone who doesn't like it.

>>8468714
It's Neat-sha or Neat-cha, both are fine. And it's Sart, just like dart.

>>8468714
I had a professor who pronounced it "Niche"

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>first day of English 101 class
>professor tells us to introduce ourselves and share something about ourselves
>mfw I lie about who I am

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>>8472168
Foreigners just cant pronounce it right.

My high school teacher called him knee-ch-zee

Is it Kahnt or Can't?

>>8474479
"Kunt"

>>8474528
Is that an American kunt or an Australian kunt?